I need it.You have elevated your status with the gate keeper, St. Pete.
Early this morning her designated coffee maker didn't make coffee. She wants me to figure it out. I have never made a pot of coffee in my life...don't drink the stuff. One of those programmable ones too. Buttons, knobs, lights all over the thing. Need an IT certificate to figure it out. I can't get it going. She's even less happy than usual. An MIL with no coffee in her. Unimaginable! Half hour later I decide to see if the instructions are written anywhere. Lift lid, nope. Pull coffee pot out to see if they're on the back. Immediately knew something wasn't right. "Geez, what a cheap piece of


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