Heather's Heavenly Vapes - THE BIG THREAD (Part 6)

[ShowMeTwice]

Indeed. And a moose is no giggling matter.

I was giggling over your having called your crapper moody. And with a full septic tank, no less.

Wait till @Bunnykiller sees what he started.

How you got away with 22 years on that tank is beyond me. I had to have mine done every 2 years. If anyone accuses you of being full of crap... it can’t possibly be true. Unless you’ve been holding it all this time. Hmmmm.

I think I’ll stop now. I’m gonna get myself in trouble!

No, no...don't stop now, I'm LMAO.
Everyone HAS to have funny crapper stories, I mean come on!

I know I do but my head still hurts from going back 39 years...and I'm still on pins and needles waiting on the General!

And BK, well he's onto airports, driveways, runways and models which also cracked me up.

Can anyone imagine taking a road trip with BK? My gut would hurt from belly laughs!

 

[Bunnykiller]

somewhere in the universe IS the center of gravity for it.... I wouldnt want to go there...

 

[ShowMeTwice]

new bumper sticker...

Im not in front of you
Im 24900.99 miles behind you

Unless my google-fu is way off...it puts you 40.99 miles in front of me.

 

[Bunnykiller]

No, no...don't stop now, I'm LMAO.
Everyone HAS to have funny crapper stories, I mean come on!

I know I do but my head still hurts from going back 39 years...and I'm still on pins and needles waiting on the General!

And BK, well he's onto airports, driveways, runways and models which also cracked me up.

Can anyone imagine taking a road trip with BK? My gut would hurt from belly laughs!

I do alot of road trips... gives me alot of time to think of things...

 

[Bunnykiller]

Unless my google-fu is way off...it puts you 40.99 miles in front of me.

this is where I got my numbers from


How Big Is Earth?

 

[Bunnykiller]

hmmmm... hope they have gas masks

Scientists Want to Probe Atmospheres of Uranus and Neptune

 

[Bunnykiller]

hmmm... 61 y/o and I still giggle at Uranus jokes

 

[LAwaters]

hmmm... 61 y/o and I still giggle at Uranus jokes

You beat me to it! I'm 57 and I am giggling again too.

We started the day with crappers and I guess this is just our next (il)logical step.

 

[LAwaters]

hmmm... 61 y/o and I still giggle at Uranus jokes

How could we NOT giggle?!? Uranus and "hope they have gas masks"!!! Giggles are unavoidable.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

[LAwaters]

Unless my google-fu is way off...it puts you 40.99 miles in front of me.

this is where I got my numbers from


How Big Is Earth?

Drumroll!!! It's a Math Challenge!

 

[ShowMeTwice]

this is where I got my numbers from


How Big Is Earth?

As soon as I saw 24900.99 I knew you were on about Earth.

It's good to know I'm not the only one who very much enjoys and finds interesting useless info satisfyingly amusing and, naturally, enjoyable. Except the times I don't find it useless.

Wait, it doesn't stop there...I watch the NASA channel from time to time (well ok, maybe more) and talk about useless info that they find to be useful. And they talk about it in such a serious way - they start getting me to come around to it all being important and useful. And I stay awake!

 

[Bronze]

Indeed. And a moose is no giggling matter.

I was giggling over your having called your crapper moody. And with a full septic tank, no less.

Wait till @Bunnykiller sees what he started.

How you got away with 22 years on that tank is beyond me. I had to have mine done every 2 years. If anyone accuses you of being full of crap... it can’t possibly be true. Unless you’ve been holding it all this time. Hmmmm.

I think I’ll stop now. I’m gonna get myself in trouble!

Does this mean we can say you are full of crap?

 

[Bronze]

I promised you a picture of my cat.. I am sorry its late, but better late than never.

Both my Siamese and my Ragdoll died, the cat we have now, photographed, was a stray.. shes been with us almost a year and a half now..

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And in the photo to follow you can see her personality:

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This is what she does in summer when I call her to come in and she isnt quite ready... she will come on the roof above the front door and look down at me like Yes? You called?

lol.. Her name is Cami which is for Camouflage because of her coat, she has a blue tortoiseshell coat..

I have seen selling prices over $10,000 for a ragdoll. Here was a stray that forced herself on me. Had her about 15 years. Someone let a $10K cat get loose!

I know I do but my head still hurts from going back 39 years...and I'm still on pins and needles waiting on the General!

I'm still resetting my gyros after your geographical explanation. Back in the 60's there was no such thing as Woodfield Mall. In fact, there was barely a Schaumburg. It was all prairies out that way and 53 was a two lane road. Woodfield was one of the first malls in the country. Quite a place it was. I'll add more tomorrow after I clear the cobwebs out of my head.

As soon as I saw 24900.99 I knew you were on about Earth.

It's good to know I'm not the only one who very much enjoys and finds interesting useless info satisfyingly amusing and, naturally, enjoyable. Except the times I don't find it useless.

Wait, it doesn't stop there...I watch the NASA channel from time to time (well ok, maybe more) and talk about useless info that they find to be useful. And they talk about it in such a serious way - they start getting me to come around to it all being important and useful. And I stay awake!

This is how I figured the sunlight moves about 1,000 MPH.

 

[Opinionated]

I have seen selling prices over $10,000 for a ragdoll. Here was a stray that forced herself on me. Had her about 15 years. Someone let a $10K cat get loose!.

Dang.. back in the day tthey were pricey but not to that extent!

 

[LAwaters]

Does this mean we can say you are full of crap?

You can if you want.

Bear in mind there were 5 other people in the house. Just sayin'.

Maybe my tank wasn't industrial capacity.

 

[Opinionated]

@LAwaters - has HHV submitted a PMTA yet on any of their ejuices?

 

[ShowMeTwice]

How do you do a system reset on our country (USA)?

Anyone?

 

[Bronze]

You can if you want.

Bear in mind there were 5 other people in the house. Just sayin'.

Maybe my tank wasn't industrial capacity.

Well, they were all girls. But then girls produce lots of laundry so there's that.

 

[ShowMeTwice]

I have seen selling prices over $10,000 for a ragdoll. Here was a stray that forced herself on me. Had her about 15 years. Someone let a $10K cat get loose!

Wow, gorgeous cat.

Holy crapola in all honestly I did not know a Ragdoll was a type of cat until you posted that. I was always a dog guy until my wife came along and performed that wifely magic on me and it worked hook, line and sinker. Cats and dogs from then on.

When @Opinionated said "my Ragdoll died" I thought Ragdoll was one of her cats names...I never knew...crap.

Well now I know at $10K I won't be getting one of those, ever, pretty crappy.

@LAwaters where are we now with the crap scores?

 

[Bronze]

Wow, gorgeous cat.

Holy crapola in all honestly I did not know a Ragdoll was a type of cat until you posted that. I was always a dog guy until my wife came along and performed that wifely magic on me and it worked hook, line and sinker. Cats and dogs from then on.

When @Opinionated said "my Ragdoll died" I thought Ragdoll was one of her cats names...I never knew...crap.

Well now I know at $10K I won't be getting one of those, ever, pretty crappy.

@LAwaters where are we now with the crap scores?

Well, $10K is the rare one. Most are $500 - $1,500. Still!

Having cats here wasn’t especially my idea either. For some reason they always gravitated to me. Could never figure that out. My mom had a ragdoll. After she passed away we gave her cat to her brother and his wife. Then about a year later, this ragdoll started showing up. Would walk down the street and sit n watch me sitting on the front porch. Truthfully, it was like my mom sent her. Looked exactly like her cat. She was emaciated and had burrs all over her long hair. Needless to say she wasn’t far from death. Those are not self sufficient cats. So either we took her in or she dies. Tried finding owner. No go. Had the neighbor boy come over and get all the burrs out. An all day job. He came from a violent home and had a cat he lived for. Felt it was the only thing that loved him so he was perfect for this job. Still don’t know how he did it. Eventually she gained weight. Very different cats. They like to follow you around the house. Turn around and there she was. The most affectionate animal I ever had dog or cat. She’s buried in the backyard.