I try to take my bride out to a movie once a month. Since I don't dig chick fliks and she's not a sci-fi/adventure fan, we don't always get out to pay >$35 fer cine roulette with popcorn and soda. Besides, it all can be taxing on her, prompting an early bedtime.
Since our middle daughter and family said a week ago it was an awesome flick, today we ventured out to view
Jurassic World (non-3D). If ya saw da '93
Jurassic Park, wait fer TV.
Was asked fer an Iffy review last night. So...
Can't believe both movies shared almost da
exact same story line!
- greed versus breed
- escaped breed
- innocent youths become near adults
- vulnerable female becomes a heroine
- unconquerable stud becomes a mushy unconquerable stud
- requisite 'gung-ho' baddy gets just justice
- horrific acting
- decent sound
- AWESOME 'puter reptilian animation!
- stealth
vaping rules!! (124 minutes, not counting da below*)
Overall rating, two anterior claws down! Can't believe da $ucce$$ful opening box office return$. Da Pied Piper has nuttin' on Hollywood hype...
Oh, what irritated me more dan da actual 'film' was da 21 minutes* of effin' pre-feature 'coming attractions'!!!
BTW, at $7 per med bag o' theater popcorn, wait fer a Walmart $2.99 DVD movie bucket $ale. At least you'll be able to pause to tap a bladder and pop 'nother $1.49...