Older Folks and Vaping Front Porch - Part 5

[Kenna]

The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k", Which should klear up some konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f", making words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" is disgrasful.

By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and everivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI COM TRU!

So we'll all sound like Dr Frankenstein's girlfriend. Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!

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[Nermal]

That's fine Kenna, but you're running about five years behind Garyoa.

 

[Kenna]

That's fine Kenna, but you're running about five years behind Garyoa.

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[garyoa1]

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Das ist der complimento, mein frau. (yer lyke reeely twenny)

 

[Debadoo]

Lol! Debadoo whips out her frying pan & shuts down ECF! No posts on any of my threads for an hour or so!

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roflmao! So there!!

RIP = Recovery In Progress...

that's cute

I'm... I'm... sew prowd o' muh peeplez prawgress wit dere engrich.
:::sob:::

if ewe kant beet em joyne em. eye kan beet ewe wiff mah phryin pan, .... eye'll steel joyne ewe

That looks awful much like German to me.

precisely the point

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is that fire works comin outta pizza? I really need a bigger monitor

I really should go make juice, but just don't feel like it.

 

[Kenna]

Das ist der complimento, mein frau. (yer lyke reeely twenny)

Nein, nein! I think I'm more than 5 years behind...

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[Vape?]

It's not a problem to put it back in the freezer, it's just a hassle. Nic will last a long time just in a cupboard. It's mostly pg and that is an antimicrobial so it's not going to "go bad" It could oxidize, but that just means it will turn darker. It would take prolly a few years for any really noticeable decrease in strength.

I don't remember.......what sort of flavor profiles do you like? Fruit, tobacco, bakery etc. We could all share a few of our fav recipes. I don't make up my own recipes for the most part. Why reinvent the wheel. I have several from other folks that I love and just keep making those. Sometimes I'll try a new one.


No such animal!!

I just buy menthol, mint, and watermelon, and put some of each in my tank. I'm definitely a menthol person, but I like a bit of sweet. I was reading about koolada, cool but no taste. That might broaden my scope a bit, menthol doesn't go with everything. And I bought EcigExpress brand sweetener. Is one sweetener different from another? I'm expecting to have the most trouble making a good natural tasting sweet watermelon. I've only found 2 brands of premade that are any good.
If you guys have favourite recipes to share, that'd be great. Or sites that have good recipes pretty consistently.

 

[Bea-FL]

The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k", Which should klear up some konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f", making words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" is disgrasful.

By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and everivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI COM TRU!

This reminds me of this Xmas cake recipe:

CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE

1 cup water, 1 tsp. baking soda, 1 cup sugar,
1 tsp. salt, 1 cup brown sugar, 2 cups flour,
4 large eggs, 1 bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit,
½ cup nuts

1. Sample the vodka to check quality.
2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat .
4. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
5. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK. Try another cup .... just in case.
5. Turn off the mixerer.
6. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
7. Pick fruit off floor.
8. Mix on the turner.
9. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.
10. Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
11. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a .....
12. Check the vodka.
13. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
14. Add one table.
15. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
16. Greash the oven.
17. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
18. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
19. Finally, throw the bowl through the window and finish the vodka.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

That looks awful much like German to me.

Me too.

I just buy menthol, mint, and watermelon, and put some of each in my tank. I'm definitely a menthol person, but I like a bit of sweet. I was reading about koolada, cool but no taste. That might broaden my scope a bit, menthol doesn't go with everything. And I bought EcigExpress brand sweetener. Is one sweetener different from another? I'm expecting to have the most trouble making a good natural tasting sweet watermelon. I've only found 2 brands of premade that are any good.
If you guys have favourite recipes to share, that'd be great. Or sites that have good recipes pretty consistently.

In a menthol recipe koolada will intesify that cold sensation you associate with menthol. But a word of caution - if you decide to use it start by adding only a drop (assuming you're making a 10ml test juice). Koolada can get too strong really fast.

 

[Semiretired]

I like it when everyone shares their mixing methods. All similar, but still slightly different. It proves one thing - if the end result is good for you - then you did it right...

 

[garyoa1]

Nein, nein! I think I'm more than 5 years behind...

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Nein, mine frau. .... rest ...-ured.... twenny iz top o' da klass!

 

[garyoa1]

Interesting. Dat Israili joose tracking sez... shipped to USA. This iz gunna be phun.

 

[Sir Kadly]

6. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

But why would you want to break him?

 

[Kenna]

But why would you want to break him?

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[Bea-FL]

But why would you want to break him?

 

[2legsshrt]

Interesting. Dat Israili joose tracking sez... shipped to USA. This iz gunna be phun.

Maybe there is no direct flight from Israel to Canada or they just thought the US was part of Canada.

 

[2legsshrt]

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Dats OK. Ginny wouldn't be happy though.

 

[2legsshrt]

@Kenna I got back to you finally.

 

[garyoa1]

Dats OK. Ginny wouldn't be happy though.

Delusions of grandeur raises itz ugly hed!

 

[2legsshrt]

Watching a good one Attack of the Killer Donuts. Yeah Baby

 

[DavidOck]

Watching a good one Attack of the Killer Donuts. Yeah Baby

Police show?