OK, the results are in!
Headline: Nicotine Cures Insomnia!!!
Based on extensive research conducted by the prestigious EBU
vaping Center it is now a proven fact that not using nicotine will cause sleep deprivation!
Persons exposed to 0 Nicotine failed to sleep soundly
through the night, while those persons exposed to 6mg nicotine slept restfully through the night (except for one potty break).
As a result these findings representatives of the FDA, CDC and several other Govment sponsored alphabet orgs were found kicking, screaming, and crying 'Why, Why' while rolling on the floor. As yet no connection has been directly established to the study results and these behaviors, according to informed sources.