We teach a database course on MS Access, but I haven't taught that one (frankly, I hope I don't have to). The Distance Learning department here is still a heavy user of FileMaker as well. So, you're not so out of date.
On the subject of preparing for the vapeocalypse (which is looking more imminent every day), my collection includes:
1 4nine clone
2 SMPL clones
4 2six clones
1 26650 Stingray clone
1 KFL+V2 clone
4 EHPro Big Buddhas
1 Goblin
1 Orchid V6
16 miscellaneous batteries
1.5+ liters of 100mg/ml nic
probably around 0.5 liters of misc. flavorings
about 3 quarts of VG
lifetime supply of KGD and rayon
Lots of bottles, syringes, needles, mixing equipment
Miscellaneous parts, tools, kanthal, volt-ohm meter, etc., etc.
If the vapeocalypse hit tomorrow, I could last for at least a few years without buying anything else (and possibly, several years).
Of course, all of that is moot if nicotine becomes a controlled substance (Oregon House Bill 2558).
I may need a database to start inventory control of my gear. (by the way, I was in charge of supporting way too many terabytes of Oracle database on Windows Enterprise Servers with SLAs of like 99.9999% uptime - yikes I don't miss it).
But off the top of my head, here's 90% of the 'stuff' we have around. Now remember this is for 2 people but I still don't feel prepared for a vapeocalypse.
2x - full size Sigelei Zmax
2x - mini Sigelei Zmax
2x - Provari Mini
2x - Provari full size
2x - Nemises (clones)
1x - Nemises (the real deal)
1x - MM Vapors Poldiac Cloud Wizard
3x - Sigelei #19
3x - iStick
2x - Super-T Precise Simplicity
1x - Super-T Workhorse
1x - GMFK 18350 Hybrid
1x - GMFK 18500 Hybrid
5x - Rider Robusts
1x - Gripper
1x - Sigelei VTR
4-5x Spinners, Twists, Ego style
10x - joyetech 510 stick’s (yep I still have my starters)
2x - DNA40 boards (to become a mod some day)
2x - Z-Atty-Pro
3x - GMFk 20mm Genii’s
4x - Dud genny’s
4x - AGA Genny's
1x - AGA-Titanium Genny
2x - Scubagen mini Genny's
1x - ??? Genny dang I can picture it but can’t think of it’s name
3x - MM Vapors DIDs
1x - MM Vapors mini-DID
1x - MM Vapros Temon
4x - Russian 91%
1x - Russian 2.0
2x - Ehpro KFL nano
5x - Davide’s
5x - Aspire Vivi Nova’s
3x - Aspire Vivi mini’s
3x - Nautilus full size
3x - Nautilus mini’s
100x - Nauti heads
5-6x - original Vivi Nova’s
2x - Protanks
2x - iClear30s
12x - carto tanks
4-5 dozen carto’s
12x - I06 dripping atomizer
3x - iGo-L RDAs
2x - Infinite CLT RDAs
1x - Tenergy Charger
2x - Xtar Chargers
1x - Pilia Charger
3 dozen batts (14500 to 18650)
Kanthal 34, 32, 20 & 28g
NI200 - 32, 30 & 28g
Rayon Balls
Cellucotton rope
Koh Gen Doh
Cotton Balls
Cotton Rolls
Hemp fiber
Hemp String
Bamboo Yarn
Cotton Yarn
about a 3 year supply of Nic
about 1 year of PG/VG
and a partridge in a pear tree (nope just kidding, don't have a pear tree)