Sea peach is right up your alley, you mangy beagle.
SP, be wary if he, Iffy, offers you a rocker with a cushion in it. It's likely one of his newfangled "acoustic" (whoopee) cushions.
You're an RN! Awesome. What gear did you order? Don't get frustrated with it, there is a learning curve with vaping. Some people switch without a problem, some are accidental quitters (tried vaping, loved it, never looked back), then there's those of us that have to struggle a while before we're able to completely convert to vaping. Please feel free to ask for help, ask any questions you may have, someone will step up to the plate with an answer.
There is a saying on ECF that it's not how many cigarettes you smoke, it's how many you don't that counts. We all started right where you did (duh) and are happy to help you with your transition.