JFC, you can't gloat at the postmen's misery and THEN expect excellent delivery, well not if you believe in Karma. (It's okay, I am not actually sure I believe in Karma for the most part).
As an in home therapist I had to get used to wild dogs roaming the reservation, not to mention all the "humanized" dogs that seemed to want to eat me when I would enter abodes.... It's a good thing I am not afraid of dogs (and they know it, heck even a coyote doesn't phase me much) but it DID give me SOME sympathy for postmen....
And I am terrified of geese, swans, and other birds with long necks and huge beaks. They CAN be aggressive.... LOL. The kid would always want to go feed them bread and I was like, "This can't end well... this can't end well).
Those poor postmen. Although...



. I am imagining parcels flying everywhere. Hopefully not mine
Anna