DELAY is a great strategy, as is DERAILMENT. LOL. I notice that *DEVICES THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED* have not been mentioned in a while now.
Shall I suggest an impromptu game of "I am grateful for...."???? over the past year?
1. Kiddo's not in jail and will someday, someway be able to drive himself!!!!! I almost think it will be CHEAPER to help him get our junker Subaru set up and help him with insurance at first than all the gas and time I have been using.

He was so happy, and then got to go on a road trip with his pals while I watched his dog yesterday. I love her, but she's an "apparition" type shadow dog (she goes along with whatever she feels is safest, due to her abuse/tragic history) it can get exhausting since I am her "go to" person when the kid's not around. I though closing the gate and letting her loose would be awesome, but no, I had to run around out there with her for her to be willing to explore, LOL. I still love her, though....
2. VAPING!!! This was the year I started... 2017 is A okay with me (apart from politics)
3. I can breathe again.
4. I think my elbow is finally better, so it will be chores this afternoon, and yoga is scheduled for tomorrow.
5. I made a schedule, I will DO this last edit and stay more on track, heh.
6. My mom moved to Colorado (yes, I love her and that love is inversely proportional to the distance between us. Heh.
7. Husband and I will have 14 years of marriage coming up, we haven't tried to kill each other once. Plots? I get occasionally accused (I am like, "What the hell kind of women were you dating before me? No, I did not poison your soup." I once brought home chicken for dinner that he did not request, and I didn't really want to eat it, but he wouldn't TOUCH it until I tasted it for him... LOL)
8. I'm... .happy! Always good to mention that....
DELAY/DIVERT c'mon guys...

We should show any new readers to the thread that we can you know, avoid shinyitis every now and then...
Anna