Today's event, battery shotput. We all know stols doesn't stand a chance against heavyweights such as IMRbatteries.com, or Lion's Wholesaler. Nevertheless, the contestants line up to see how far they can hurl their batteries, and IMR steps up to the plate. With an impressive swirl, IMR grabs it's new favorite Samsung 25something and steps up to the mound (or whatever it's called). The battery flies an impressive 4.99 meters away. The crowd gasps this is an impressive price indeed! Lion's wholesaler is next. That battery supplier struts up to the mound (or whatever) and selects the newest Sony, not yet released to the public. End over end it twirls, an impressive 11:50 meters (or dollars). Stols meanders up to the mound (or whatever) and selects her least degraded efest that came with a provari 2.5 that she isn't even sure how OLD it is.
Considering all that, stols considers what would happen if a battery explosion would occur during battery shotput. Thinking, "I don't even use this because I don't know how old it is, I should recycle it," stols quietly places the battery on the ground at a distance of 0.00 meters (meaning 0.00) dollars. The crowd remains stunned and quiet. Confused, as it were.
But the winner is stols001! Because she did not spend any money and that is a WIN. Also, this post is in no way recommending battery shotput although there is a part of stols that thinks it might be kind of fun,
LOL.
Anna