We got one of these:
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Pardon, I got into coffee when I got sober. I don't require it to be good, I require it to be oceanic. We hook it up to a timer, and we use actual coffee, not Folgers. But again, I don't require it to be GOOD just that there be enough of it (although we don't have the 80 pot size, there is liking a lot of coffee and then, well INSANITY).
I have figured out why I feel like, unfortunate. I am having an outbreak of, well, I like to call it Herpes Simplex Type 1, AKA "cold sores" only I get this extreme immune reaction where I get them all over the place on my face, and also feel like I have the flu. I have not had this happen in well, 8 years probably, but the treatment (for me) is the same as Herpes the bad kind I take a bunch of like, Acyclovir and don't kiss anyone till I'm better which is fine.
My poor kiddo in grade school, my habitual usage of "adult terminology" meant that when some chick discussed her cold sore my kid said, "Oh my mom gets those it's actually called herpes Simplex--"
POW (right in the face, from the chick) "I DO NOT HAVE HERPES!"
LOL I'm sure you can guess which kid got in trouble and which mom had to stifle her laughter (uncontrollable) as she attempted to discuss the differences between type 1 and type 3 to administrators.
Crazy person left me a few "I am trying to induce guilt in you, but not only did I IGNORE them, I only noticed them like 5 minutes ago. Thought provoked was ,"Sorry my dear, I've got HERPES so I don't even feel remotely guilty."
Talked to the mom, she was unusually giddy and happy and told me ALL ABOUT Hajj and I mean EVERY detail. LOL I asked if it was like labor and if she wanted to go back yet, she said, "No all of us there decided we had NO wish to ever return. She got trampled at one point! OMG, also, I consider my LIFE to be a spiritual pilgrimage and have no need to add things.
She did crayzee stuff like walk barefoot for four hours on marble, too. LOL I told her that it sounded like the Muslim version of Mardi Gras and I was thrilled to have a "Superhero Mommy made of Teflon." LOL she was cute I don't mind if she like, NEVER comes off this spiritual high, we talked for like 2 hrs.
Anna