Well, I'm so glad I made that phone call, as I was preparing to exit the house I got a call from HR lady and pulled THIS magic card out of the deck:
So, like she was all, "Have you gotten your background check and UA stuff yet?" I was all, "No, I have NOT but I think my credentialing is done."
Long story followed about shifting personnel and whatnot, and I was like, "Oh well, that's great do you think this can be completed like, in time?"
And she was all like, I will send you it today," and also, I have to drive like 4.5 hours tomorrow to go get my UA screening and etc. Which, like, okay, caused the husband to have a meltdown as we are out of ink so he's gonna go get some (LOL he carefully did NOT say, "I would have had plenty of ink if not for your worthless BOOK Anna," but I could see him think it.) Now and also oil and filter for my car because he's having a meltdown over me driving up there and etc., but ALSO I spoke to my Licensing Board (not because I wished to, I fervently desire as little contact with them as possible) and even though I reactivated my license in JUNE AND had to do 30 CEUs then, including the one they MAKE you give them more money for by REQUIRING IT (it is also boring and dumb but I remember it enough I think to just take the test) well my license expires on October 31st since I GUESS EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE INACTIVE you are just paying them to MAKE you that, (like 100 bucks) then they keep count of the time and GOUGE you to reactivate when you do, but I still paid like $500 for a 3.5 month license, pretty much.
And no, I must submit NEW CEUS because ah, I DON'T KNOW WHY I did them 3 months ago and the freaking FORM even says, "within the past two years."
So basically, I paid an extra $375 to JUST be inactive not to mention DOUBLE the CEUS and they're not super cheap.
Also my doctor's office FAILED again so my meds aren't ready this is a problem.
Surprisingly all is not lost, dude, I'm actually sitting here semi calmly while the husband flusters, and I guess I will be going out later in the day. After yoga, since much of my day tomorrow is going to be spent driving somewhere where I can like, pee in a cup. Awesome! LOL.
She said I can still start on time but I'm... sort of glad I called, and it is SO LOVELY to know the background check hasn't even been started since that is where it all went wrong LAST time but OH WELL plus that was totally an issue that I do not even FACE this time. So, all told I'm reasonably chill, I GUESS.
Anna