I don't care to identify most bugs I prefer to barely see them and run, at least around here.
LOL though you are reminding me of the day the residential facility I worked for had a riot. All the SW were just frantically calling their families and stuff and saying, "Listen expect me home around midnight" because if you don't deal with that stuff right and call all the parents and give the kiddos a major smack down, the next day is just.... worse.
Well, right in the middle of it one of my problem children wandered in and told me she saw a "bug" on her food plate, and she was pretty sure it was a "public lice." I was like, "Sigh, better address this too," I mean I could see the headlines already, "Social worker ignores pubic lice accusation mid-riot, epidemic is found." I was pretty sure it was just a tick I mean we were in a pretty rural area.. However, I had her DRAW IT. I had her describe it . I called down to the nurse's station (they laughed at my inquires, nurses can be so mean). I showed her pictures of common ticks, I (with great trepidation) did some internet searching of "pictures of genital lice" and with great trepidation I opened the ones that looked LEAST like to show well, lice PLUS ALL THE associated genital stuff ("Social worker shows porn to impressionable young teen," was the headline that was springing to mind) and she
FINALLY agreed it was a tick. That consumed about 3 hours I did not have, but I was just like "We just can't handle a riot and rumors about genital lice on the same day."
That is a work day not to be soon forgotten. LOL.
Anna