Unfortunately, my wife only lets me spend what I used to spend on smoking per month($150 to $200) on vaping.
Gosh. That seems so reasonable and yet unfair at the same time.
I am NOT suggesting this in any way shape or form, but the cost of cigarettes has gone up quite a a bit, and if you tried really hard to chain smoke, you could perhaps renegotiate with the wife.
Desperate times and all that (please don't take my suggestion but you could PRETEND to. Like, vape on the down low, and then let the cigarettes burn in the ashtrays so you smell like smoke etc.)
I should point out I am not only LICENSED but also EXPERT in the state I am in for "marriage and family counseling." YES! I help couples for a living


apparently... They say I do.
I specifically turned off that part of my brain for this post and like tried to think like a "deviant, devious teen," for this post. I apologize.
But man, when someone utters the word "lets me" it sort of brings out my inner teen and she is not very social or prosocial or ANYTHIING. The inner teen wants what she wants... and she WANTED this post.
You could also "fake" get sick and spend some medical copays.... . Come home with potentially dire news about your "relapse."
Anna
This is ALSO why I let the husband do the finances. Etc.