LOL.
I take it that you're not fond of your father.
If you were, and if you won the lottery, wouldn't you hire a nurse who had the "characteristics" which would stimulate your father to hit on her, and perhaps have her acquiesce?
With the current climate where we live in,you know the one where you open the door for a lady then spend 4 years in prison i do not want to risk a lawsuit.
Hence me getting the oldest and wrinkliest nurse possible,preferably one that served in WW1...also mean looking...in case she decides to sue there is no way the judge will believe her.
Another winner,you sir have been awarded +10 cool points,but in all fairness you are a skunk...so yeah you gotta win a whole lot of these to make up for it.
The only cool skunk i know (besides you) is this one: