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So yeah, I'm not the one to come to if you wanna be talked down off the shiny ledge. I'm gonna push you off and giggle when I do. It's just me.
There's a yin/yang, good/bad, light side/dark side to every little group. Have some fun, have some faith. Lack of it will disappoint me.
Now, @stols001, the task for you is to counter my wickedness.
Good luck with that
I'll take a shot at it. I've often thought of opening up a suicide encouragement hotline with the number 1-800-JUMP-NOW! But that would be wrong.
One Halloween in high school, we decide to scare our friend Mike. He was cleaning the carpets in the house of another friend of ours while they were out of town for cash. We rolled up to the house with the lights off. Some of us snuck around the house and made noise while someone else rang the doorbell. Then we slipped back into the car with the engine running. My friend Rusty (he was the fastest) striped .... naked and slipped into the house and when Mike came back from the door, Rusty waited five minutes then jumped out of a closet wearing nothing but a glow in the dark skull mask. Mike screamed bloody murder and Rusty ran out of the house and jumped into the moving car. We laughed and laughed and went for Slurpees. Then we went back to tell Mike it was us but the house was surrounded by police cars so we drove on. He told us later they came in, guns drawn, and cuffed him, and left him spread eagled while they checked out his story. Apparently the neighbors knew the people who lived there were out of town and thought we were ripping off the place so they called the cops. Even Mike admitted it was a good practical joke once he was uncuffed with no charges pressed.
