I knew there was something not quite right with you.Man are you kidding me? I miss DC traffic SO MUCH!!!! OMG, compared to Tucson, it was fantastic. Everyone was in a hurry, knew how to drive, traffic lights were set optimally to GET places, not "calm traffic" seriously HERE they freaking... DELIBERATELY make you stop at every traffic light if it's not rush hour to CALM THINGS DOWN.
ON PURPOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! You literally have to drive double the speed limit to avoid red lights and that is practically impossible at ALL.
I just drove over Gate's Pass (scenic, usually non-trafficked route) and there was an ILLEGAL and HUGE RV with "Celebrate Recovery Billie and Matttie" on it, and it was towing another CAR and going about 12 MPH and I really wanted to RAM IT.
I DREAM of swapping half the Tucson and Balt/MD drivers to either location and watching the resultant carnage, I really DO.
I MISS high speed dominos on the beltway, that never happens HERE. Everyone's all weaving and/or passive aggressive and hang out in the left lane because they are turning left... in 12 miles.
I would give almost ANYTHING sometimes for rush hour traffic in Baltimore as I putter at 12 miles an hour behind an illegal "Recovery" RV that really should have fallen off the road, but it didn't.
I was taking that route to go home FASTER. FASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anna