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[Opinionated]

this is a better pic to me.

Posting food pics is doing me no favors this morning. .. I'm craving big time as it is... I was dying for spinach at 4 am so I made a salad, then I had some orange juice, then I had a banana. ..

And now I'm wanting eggs... or chicken wings... my goodness if I keep eating I'm gonna gain weight! It's not quite 10am!

Hahaha

 

[stols001]

Good morning Shinyitis sufferers, and I hope those of you who watch the Superbowl enjoy it. I will be watching, as I do every year. I wonder if anyone will drop a knee? I don't follow Football so I have no idea if this is a thing anymore....

LOL, what have I missed. Jay with melons.... LOL. My kid and I were discussing plastic surgery once, and he said boobs were exempt from plastic surgery because it's "normal."
"Oh....?? So, are you suggesting I go get one kiddo?"
"Mom... it's way too late for you for that."
"I don't see how, if it's so normal and natural."
"Mom, you'd have to do more... I mean, a boob LIFT for one. That's really dangerous and you're old. I suggest you don't do it."
"Would you care to figure out why I *might* need a boob lift, but I don't actually think I do?"
"Okay."
"Nursing, kid, nursing... "
Silence.

I love reminding guys (especially mine) what boobs are actually good for ,but I found his optimistic enthusiasm that boob jobs are "just normal" to be hilarious, coupled with his earnest desire that they were normal for everyone but ME.

Anna

 

[Opinionated]

Good morning Shinyitis sufferers, and I hope those of you who watch the Superbowl enjoy it. I will be watching, as I do every year. I wonder if anyone will drop a knee? I don't follow Football so I have no idea if this is a thing anymore....

LOL, what have I missed. Jay with melons.... LOL. My kid and I were discussing plastic surgery once, and he said boobs were exempt from plastic surgery because it's "normal."
"Oh....?? So, are you suggesting I go get one kiddo?"
"Mom... it's way too late for you for that."
"I don't see how, if it's so normal and natural."
"Mom, you'd have to do more... I mean, a boob LIFT for one. That's really dangerous and you're old. I suggest you don't do it."
"Would you care to figure out why I *might* need a boob lift, but I don't actually think I do?"
"Okay."
"Nursing, kid, nursing... "
Silence.

I love reminding guys (especially mine) what boobs are actually good for ,but I found his optimistic enthusiasm that boob jobs are "just normal" to be hilarious, coupled with his earnest desire that they were normal for everyone but ME.

Anna

No... boob jobs are not normal, plus they are dangerous.

Tell him an implant on his junk is "normal"... see how fast he changes his tune.. hahaha

 

[jfcooley]

Well, abwhite knuckle sleet/snow/freezing hour long drive to return the boys home.

Think I'll hit some of the 12mg I have laying around now. Maybe a shot of bourbon too.

 

[stols001]

LOL, I couldn't do that. Over vague hints over the years, I get the feeling the kid thinks his penis is not large enough. They were vague hints but I put it all together. LOL. I didn't ask him to show me, so I don't know if it's neurosis or fact (probably the former).

I think he was just winding me up, Opinionated, but fortunately my self esteem can take my son occasionally tossing out the "you are elderly" comment. Plus, I think my boobs are fine, but my true miracle is my .....

I do WONDER about .... implants though. I mean, you have to SIT on those, isn't it super uncomfortable? Maybe you just get used to it.

Kim Kardashian though...

Anna

 

[jfcooley]

LOL, I couldn't do that. Over vague hints over the years, I get the feeling the kid thinks his penis is not large enough. They were vague hints but I put it all together. LOL. I didn't ask him to show me, so I don't know if it's neurosis or fact (probably the former).

I think he was just winding me up, Opinionated, but fortunately my self esteem can take my son occasionally tossing out the "you are elderly" comment. Plus, I think my boobs are fine, but my true miracle is my .....

I do WONDER about .... implants though. I mean, you have to SIT on those, isn't it super uncomfortable? Maybe you just get used to it.

Kim Kardashian though...

Anna

I really don't know what to reply to that.

So, how bout those Cubs?

 

[the wind]

Posting food pics is doing me no favors this morning. .. I'm craving big time as it is... I was dying for spinach at 4 am so I made a salad, then I had some orange juice, then I had a banana. ..

And now I'm wanting eggs... or chicken wings... my goodness if I keep eating I'm gonna gain weight! It's not quite 10am!

Hahaha

you asking witch is first the chicken or the egg.being super bowl sunday,the answer is eggs.

 

[Opinionated]

LOL, I couldn't do that. Over vague hints over the years, I get the feeling the kid thinks his penis is not large enough. They were vague hints but I put it all together. LOL. I didn't ask him to show me, so I don't know if it's neurosis or fact (probably the former).

I think he was just winding me up, Opinionated, but fortunately my self esteem can take my son occasionally tossing out the "you are elderly" comment. Plus, I think my boobs are fine, but my true miracle is my .....

I do WONDER about .... implants though. I mean, you have to SIT on those, isn't it super uncomfortable? Maybe you just get used to it.

Kim Kardashian though...

Anna

ill reply to this elsewhere. .. lol..

 

[Walter_Sobchak]

Well, abwhite knuckle sleet/snow/freezing hour long drive to return the boys home.

Think I'll hit some of the 12mg I have laying around now. Maybe a shot of bourbon too.

Be safe, Dark Lord.

 

[jfcooley]

Be safe, Dark Lord.

Oh been there and back. Took the iJoy 1w Squonk with me so if I had a horrible accident I wouldn't need to worry about my mod

 

[jfcooley]

Think I need another, or bigger one.

 

[Coastal Cowboy]

@jfcooley ... your organization skills are disturbingly advanced.

 

[jfcooley]

It's just easier.
I set it on my lap and work from there.

The organization is completely by accident.

 

[stols001]

Yep, that's what all organized people say. "It just happens to be that way."

No, it doesn't. You have the "organization chip" which means you do it almost subconsciously. As a NON-organized person, I will freely tell you that if ANYTHING in my life is full of organization, I had to work really, really hard. LOL.

My husband is that "type." I am not. Even in insane electrical clutter, he knows where EVERYTHING is. His computer is also almost impregnable and unbreachable. I actually made him write down his passwords to everything, including his phone. He was a bit picky at first, until I read off a list of stored numbers in the house phone and asked if he really wanted his wife to call his MOMMY and say that he didn't trust me with his personal identification, and that I would need help planning the funeral and contacting his acquantances and if he really, really wanted to do that to his grieving spouse. I don't mind him handling the bills but yes, I will need to know where the mortgage information is stored on his computer if I have any hope of continuing to pay the bills. Heh.

Anna

 

[Coastal Cowboy]

Good morning Shinyitis sufferers, and I hope those of you who watch the Superbowl enjoy it. I will be watching, as I do every year. I wonder if anyone will drop a knee? I don't follow Football so I have no idea if this is a thing anymore....

LOL, what have I missed. Jay with melons.... LOL. My kid and I were discussing plastic surgery once, and he said boobs were exempt from plastic surgery because it's "normal."
"Oh....?? So, are you suggesting I go get one kiddo?"
"Mom... it's way too late for you for that."
"I don't see how, if it's so normal and natural."
"Mom, you'd have to do more... I mean, a boob LIFT for one. That's really dangerous and you're old. I suggest you don't do it."
"Would you care to figure out why I *might* need a boob lift, but I don't actually think I do?"
"Okay."
"Nursing, kid, nursing... "
Silence.

I love reminding guys (especially mine) what boobs are actually good for ,but I found his optimistic enthusiasm that boob jobs are "just normal" to be hilarious, coupled with his earnest desire that they were normal for everyone but ME.

Anna

Is it true that if you go braless, it can reduce wrinkles in the face?

Asking for someone who's curious.

 

[BoogaWu]

Don't make fun of him please... this is rather behind his back and he's a nice person.. doesn't deserve to have people talking about him (laughing) behind his back.

It would be one thing if he was active in this thread... another because he's not.

I don't see how that is making fun of Mac, in fact was laughing at myself for reading all that in BWs voice just because Macs profile pic is BW.

 

[stols001]

Yes, I can satisfy YOUR curiosity, @Coastal Cowboy . LOL.

No. There was some dude (French I believe) who felt that all women should go braless for less droopy boobs as their "chest musculature" should then get exercise, leading to less sagging. He did some "scientific reports" on it.

While I admire the French and having lived there, rarely shave my armpits if I can get away with it (you are welcome) and their naturalistic approach to life.... I watched him on a talk show one time. I came away with the deep, abiding impression that he just wanted to watch women's breast bounce as they walked around. Me and my DD cup friend watching at the time BOTH felt that, very deeply.

It would be nice to not buy bras, more money for vaping, but he didn't illustrate his points well, or at all coherently.

Less wrinkles to the face? I'm sorry I am afraid the anatomical cure for that might actually get me banned, but I have heard.... Things... about how to handle that.

Anna

On to vaping! I just ordered 2 more ego mega one V2 tanks, but they were super cheap, and its my new favorite tank.

 

[Letitia]

I often wonder if there is a correlation between a man's facial jowls starting to sag about the same time his balls start sagging?

 

[jfcooley]

This thread has taken quite the turn.

 

[BoogaWu]

This thread IS a turn, lol.