Dinner in 9 minutes! That is when I turn on "Grey's Anatomy." I have definitely gotten to the part I didn't get to at first. I am PROUD of me for halting watching that show after two seasons "in the day."
I am also glad I didn't because I SWEAR there are 15 seasons and it is one of the only things that like, is keeping me somewhat sane. Every time I turn it on, I immediately spot some medical malpractice. I'm always like "Well, I'm not a CHARACTER on that, so life could be worse."
ALSO, my husband doesn't stare at me like "Dr. McDreamy" stares at Meredith Grey. He must have extremely low self esteem.
She must too. Because she is ONLY having abandonment issues and banging him and then running off being like "We are not together."
If my husband looked at me that way even ONCE, I would like, mention that I would stab his eyeballs out with hot pokers if he did it again. I am a fair person who like, does not have abandonment issues, and if I am having sex with you on a routine, regular basis, I am happy to call you my bf/spouse whatever not be all like, "Oh, we didn't just DO that gotta run."
I also KNOW I don't have abandonment issues because like my pdoc was asking me about "how it was for me and the husband to be apart." (He always DOES it because he treats BOTH of us, and he wants my brutal (IDK if the husband's are brutal, I don't ask) assessment of what is happening. LOL.
I told him this long convoluted story about something terrible the husband did and how instead of fighting I just drove calmly back to my other home, and when I got home, I confronted him about it. Heh. Then I was like, "And I guess it was good because like, if he had lied, I was gonna divorce him." My doc was like. "Really?"
And I was like "Yes. I don't care about some evil done like 8 years ago but if I find out in the NOW and I have proof and you LIE, well you deserve to go be a liar on your own. It would have told me he did not change."
Bah. That sounds a bit too much like a Grey's Anatomy plot, but trust me it was entirely drama free. Etc.
Okay food! LOL
Anna