My Kentucky speech was more that it could deal with.
I got really good with mine, but like I "had" to honestly. I think my first one was like, in 2009? Maybe? I know the last version I used was Windows 7, and it was pretty intensive as far as training it all the time and keeping it in line, all these tasks you have to do. I kind of got the hang of it and I use a very even, monotone kind of deal with absolutely no excitement. I call it my "robot" voice.
THIS NEW ONE? OMG. All the millions of things you used to have to do? Nothing. They even have different versions (and dialects, I bet you could set it to "American-- southern." I'd have to take a look. I have no accent really from anywhere I don't think cuz I grew up all over. The instructions are: here's the dictation box, start talking, if you want to figure out what dragon can do, say, "What can I say?" and it brings up a variety of increasingly complex commands even self created commands concerning what you can do, and what you can say. Also, you can CHOOSE to mispronounce a word. Like, the word access and "AHCCCS" are pronounced exactly the same, so I decided to pronounce it "AHH-cess" and it totally WORKS man. It's crazy. I'm smitten.
OMG my house is SO clean. I am such an expert housekeeper when I choose. I mean, the mopping thing-- You start in whatever area FAR from where you want to dump your final
tank of water, and then you work your way backwards, going to increasingly dirty areas.... Then, you dump your water and like, BOOM. I even use two bar mops (I am in love with bar mops they are my favorite things) to SWISH your way out of like, the area where you just mopped, an upon your way back to-- wherever, if you missed a spot, you can Pippi Longstocking it with the bar mop. You also need one of those BUCKET mops with a squeezer, I cannot emphasize this enough.
If I ever get disbarred I might go back into cleaning honestly I should. LOL. Maybe the market is flooded though IDK?
I dressed in street clothing so it appears I will be choosing to go to Walmart, not do Yoga. I'm waiting an hour for the advil to kick in though.
Anna