The topfill one the new one it's the best, I use SKXY or whatever the manufacturers are confusing.
Oy. I did not read through all these pages. I been busy but tomorrow is Friday I got stuck at work with a SMELLY family (it's always THEM) for an hour talking to the kid who *I* frankly would NEVER have sex with because he was revolting) about safe sex practices and using condoms and like not SNEAKING around trying to dip his ejaculation machine into any holes he found without protection (seriously, I think he would have used a watermelon) while his grandmother went on about his school woes.
I read him the riot act I read my kid from age 6 on but it was too late, "RESEPECT WOMEN and yourself. That means, don't give or receive a disease, do not get the girl pregnant, DO NOT post on social media all about her magical blow powers as she's crying over the breakup or you just not calling AND ALSO ALL OF THAT EXCEPT FOR SOICAL MEDIA REQURIES CONDOMS." It wasn't the same, but it was too late. I also gave him about 60 condoms. I asked him if they wanted to return concerning school, and by that time, I was pretty blunt. I was like, "Look a yes or no would be nice, and don't worry about a NO hurting my feelings, I am not even supposed to be here right now it is not like I don't have other (censored) to do." I got a no. I was so happy. I sprayed my entire office with like "Smell off" or whatever and used copious amounts of hand sanitzer so like, I was FINE with it. I'm pretty sure you could catch something from that kid by looking at him directly in the eyes but fortunately he was a down pointer.
Today was better than yesterday I had to drive to Sierra Vista and like teach Dragon to some IT folks and I locked my keys in the ignition. Or so I thought. I spent like a HALF hour finding out that Sierra Vista has a key epidemic or something no one wanted to help. I finally got some dude out there who carefully unlocked the passenger side door.... which was unlocked. He asked me, "Did you know this door was unlocked?" I am afraid I answered, "Yes, I totally KNEW it was unlocked I just like to call locksmiths for fun and pay them and sit around in the heat, it's SO GOOD for me. So NO. Why didn't YOU tell me it was unlocked?"
He was all like "I don't know every car and etc." I genuinely believe he did not know it was unlocked and nor did I. He gave me a pity twenty bucks off but like, it still sucked.
The good news is I get a break day from yoga Hurt, which is my new thing for it. I am exhausted and I got home way late.
I finally foiled amazon. They have been refusing forever to change my email address even though that email is DEAD. I just made (finally) a new account and like, I then called and asked for a supervisor almost IMMEDIATELY and said I wanted my prime and stuff transferred.
She was all like "Can't you create another gmail address and I was like, "I can. I am not going to. So no."
Then I said the magic words, "I am about DONE with you guys, I don't HAVE to shop here any more" so she refunded the rest of my prime for the year and told me to start over with free month of prime.
I am okay with this. I don't care. I'm just so sick of Amazon being so FAR up its own .... hole it refuses to change my email address for like.... 4 years?
I win, sorta.
Anna
I wrapped the claptons myself this time
