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@virm I was thinking Sunday Breakfasts and all.
You know how genetic alcoholics kind of don't vomit a lot? If your body is good at metabolizing alcohol a bunch, well, and you build up your tolerance some? Well, you don't
throw up. I have a cast iron stomach anyway and very rarely puke.
This one night though, and I don't know it must have been in the stars, I just COULD NOT stop puking. This dude who I was really into (he was hot! Smart! Had a cool motorcycle that was not a Harley!) Well, he just sat there one drunken evening into the morning holding my hair, and talking to me encouragingly as I puked. FOR HOURS.
I have no clue why? We never spoke of it (or really spoke) before or after. He actually let me come lay down next to him after I was done and like gave me water and stuff, because I was so freaking miserable.
But it was completely platonic! Like, I'm VERY unsure wither or not like I hit on him drunk (drunk, usually) (puking, not so much.) But I just lay there for a while, got up, went to my own bed, and we never spoke again.
We had not really spoken before, we just kinda lived on the same hall,.
Same thing with this other guy! Not the puking but I was 100% convinced he was the hottest guy at my school (and also, per reports, at total weirdo.) I LOVE weirdos.
So, I used to drive the drunk bus a couple nights a week for drinking money (ironic I know, but I am sure good for my liver) and that guy got on the drunk bus behind me (Rush was playing I ALWAYS played Rush on the drunk bus. It was my "thing" and people liked it because it didn't get old, I mean it was a 15 minute round trip. He just hopped in, gave me the BEST shoulder massage of all time. I was completely paralyzed. I did not say, "Thank you! I did not say, "I would love to return the favor sometime." LOL .Nothing .I was paralyzed.
Oh well. At least I did not seriously date my worst piner and best male pal, I just hooked up a couplet times and like, he'd get all excited and I'd be like, "We can't. We are friends." I think it took him seeing me preggo to GIVE UP .Which like thank GOD because he was so smart and great but he wound up becoming this super fundamentalist Christian and he had like, 7 BIO kids and 78 GOD children and like I could NOT have lived that lifestyle with ANY kind of grace, I would have gone (more) nuts.
So all's well? IDK. There you go. Puke. Remember you asked! LOL
Although I will say, that was one of my easier amends. I emailed him I would love to apologize for some "Things that happened in college." and he emailed back, "It's not necessary, we all did dumb stuff in college, that's what it's for.:"
But then I had to pretend to be all interested in like, his fundamentalist religion because when it's like that it's your WHOLE life and it was all "God" this and "monastery" that and I was like, "God, I liked you so much better in college you used to be interesting" but eh, what can you do. I didn't send it.
Anna