Tina, you have GOT to get your Photobucket issues resolved! I really really MISS seeing that paranoid kitty at the top of this thread! 
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Need help from former MFS (MyFreedomSmokes) customers
Has any found a supplier or company that has tobacco e-juice like or very similar to MFS Turbosmog, Tall Paul, or Red Luck?
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Tina, you have GOT to get your Photobucket issues resolved! I really really MISS seeing that paranoid kitty at the top of this thread!
It should be soon. They said something about the beginning of May. I like that paranoid kitty, too!
HOORAY TINA!!!
Paranoid Kitty is BACK!!
Hopefully he stays this time! LOL!
A business man was passing the State Mental Hospital when one of the wheels on his car fell off. He looked and noticed all the lug nuts holding it on had worked loose and fallen off. The Hospital was out in the middle of nowhere and he had no cell phone reception. While he was standing there perplexed one of the inmates spoke through the fence. "Why don't you take one lug nut off each of the other three wheels and put it back on. That will get you to the next repair shop." Amazed he got out his jack and did what the inmate had suggested. As he was getting back in his car he turned and spoke to the inmate having regained his usual superior attitude, "That's a pretty good idea for somebody in the nuthouse. By the way, what are you doing in there?" The reply,
I'm in here for being crazy, not stupid.
I'm in here for being crazy, not stupid.
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man . . . and then my dog bit me."
"So . . . I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing! ........ But, hey, enough about me, how are you doing?"
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man . . . and then my dog bit me."
"So . . . I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing! ........ But, hey, enough about me, how are you doing?"
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