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that's too bad, it was pretty funny. Maybe it can be found on youtube directly
edit: I just check and it is still there. Just search for The Real Meaning of MPH and it comes right up.
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Spring--when all creatures long to be outdoors relaxing in the sun... (sorry this isn't a youtube...)
We caught the dog doing this in the backyard.
We caught the dog doing this in the backyard.
I was applauding along with everyone else at the end!
Yeah, I wasn't going to post the video unless the dog reached his goal.
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was and I said, "fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny but she couldn't have been right because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed and told me not to do it again. I don't understand.
My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now . . . .
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed and told me not to do it again. I don't understand.
My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now . . . .
LOL! No kitty...that's my chicken pot pie! I love Cartman!
Redneck Children
"You've just had your twelfth baby miss. What are you going to name this one?"
"Phil"
"But you named the last eleven "Phil"
"Yeah its great. I say "Phil go clean the room, they all go clean their room. I say Phil come for dinner, they all come for dinner."
"But what if you only want one of them?"
"Oh! Then I call them by their last name."
"You've just had your twelfth baby miss. What are you going to name this one?"
"Phil"
"But you named the last eleven "Phil"
"Yeah its great. I say "Phil go clean the room, they all go clean their room. I say Phil come for dinner, they all come for dinner."
"But what if you only want one of them?"
"Oh! Then I call them by their last name."
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