Good evening lurkers
Since you all enjoyed that one so much here’s another.
When it’s windy, it gets very windy here. We have gone
through 2 glass top dining tables in the first 7 years of living here, pre pool and before Lucy. Well, one had broken on the deck and we simply didn’t have time to get it cleaned up the same day. So we left it, damage already done, right?
Unfortunately the last person to be outside inspecting the damage left the french door unlocked. Ha! No, it was not me.

Next day we go to work/school set alarm and of course it was windy again. Blew the door open and set off the shrieking alarm. Company does get a hold of my husband and he flies home, to find a state trooper inspecting the place. He saw all the glass from the table and thought someone had broken in. He searched the entire house before DH got home.
First home improvement we made to the house was to get rid of the builder grade french doors. They were so poorly made that the top corner would blow in and there would be a gap for snow, rain to come in. We now have a slider rated for hurricane winds, even though we don’t have hurricanes here.
Ohhh Joey, that really stinks to work in the middle. I remember the rivalry, gossip and trouble between shifts.
We had chicken stir fry again. Mmm. This time I made jasmine rice in the instant pot.