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DaveP

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Now that I have learned the CIA can spy thru my microwave, anything is possible.

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Let's see Mr Grim, yesterday you heated a ham and cheese sandwich in your microwave. That's a lot of Cholesterol. We'll send that data to your doctor. The internal camera sends images to our computer by satellite straight to Washington. Now, let's discuss your shower head videos ...
 

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CIA guy flashes badge.

Let's see Mr Grim, yesterday you heated a ham and cheese sandwich in your microwave. That's a lot of Cholesterol. We'll send that data to your doctor. The internal camera sends images to our computer by satellite straight to Washington. Now, let's discuss your shower head videos ...

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Ok but i was looking for some more creativity! like Tesla turrets with plasma streams atomiznig the liquid or vibration coils or new coils materials or a new way to vape that is different from cloud or flavor chasing. Something like this. I mean, how cool was it when they introduced TC! Is there still space for innovation in vaping? Or the only innovation possible is higher wattages or changing a screw shape or putting one more o-Ring?

Edit: Or lasers... Lasers are cool!

actually lasers are hot.... will burn the bejeezuz out of ya ;)
only problem with lasers are that they are terribly inefficent as a power source... takes several to hundreds of times more power to produce a laser beam than what the beam actually emits ( power wise) for example, a 20W argon gas laser requires 12,000W to make it run. Plus the cost to replace a coil with a laser would be outragious, you would be looking at an additional 75+USD to add the laser diode..
Battery life would be more like 20 -45 minutes instead of all day...
and then you would have the foolish looking down the tube and blowing out their retinas...

and thats why we dont have laser vapes ;)
 

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Now that I have learned the CIA can spy thru my microwave, anything is possible.

and.... voice recognition Remotes for the "always on" Rocu box... they are listening and watching and collecting your viewing data
BWUHAhahahahaaaaa :evil:
 

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actually lasers are hot.... will burn the bejeezuz out of ya ;)
only problem with lasers are that they are terribly inefficent as a power source... takes several to hundreds of times more power to produce a laser beam than what the beam actually emits ( power wise) for example, a 20W argon gas laser requires 12,000W to make it run. Plus the cost to replace a coil with a laser would be outragious, you would be looking at an additional 75+USD to add the laser diode..
Battery life would be more like 20 -45 minutes instead of all day...
and then you would have the foolish looking down the tube and blowing out their retinas...

and thats why we dont have laser vapes ;)
You are such a bunny killer!:pervy:
 

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and.... voice recognition Remotes for the "always on" Rocu box... they are listening and watching and collecting your viewing data
BWUHAhahahahaaaaa :evil:
Don't forget Alexa.... we have one and she got unplugged lasted week.
 

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Yeah. My dad got one as a birthday present. I don't like the idea of that. Alexa stays in her box unplugged!
No kidding, we were watching a movie and she popped up saying "call the police ".... anyway watched the movie and later on checked the app and the question she heard was how to hide a body!!!! That is now recorded on my account
 

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No kidding, we were watching a movie and she popped up saying "call the police ".... anyway watched the movie and later on checked the app and the question she heard was how to hide a body!!!! That is now recorded on my account

:eek: Really! I don't like that freaky thing. I know all of our high end devices; (except vape gear :thumb:) phones, laptops, TVs have microphones but I don't need the microphone being that active.

Besides, if you need to know how to hide a body, that's your business. Not mine or Alexas.
 

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lol ... if I had an Alexis... she would become psychotic in 3 weeks ;)

If she can even understand your questions.
I asked her/it 'what is the initial polish used on an authentic kayfun lite?'
She told me some jibber jabber about not understanding my question. :facepalm:

Pointless...
 

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Was there an Alexa in the film?
Or you reckon she listens to any gossip.

Forget that thing. £150 over here. I could buy a paps and a half for that.
No, we were watching Fargo.. she would pop up on a lot of stuff, but would say I did not understand, but this bothered me because Amazon has it now.
 
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