My Name is Papaw, and I am a Troll.
I didn't start out to be a Troll. But I can remember the first time I posted (and ClassWife edited me) on the ECF. It seemed so new, so exciting...
I kept going back for more ECF. I seemed to spend more and more time there. My wife began to complain about the amount of time I spend on the Computer, but I really didn't listen. It seemed harmless at first, it really did....
So what if someone knew more about Whole tobacco Alkaloids, or Regulated mods. I was enjoying myself, without harming anyone. Arrogance can always be made to look like stupidity, with the right amount of brevity added. I was just having fun....
Then I met 'HIM'. Or 'It'. Or 'The One whose Name cannot be Mentioned' The TRUE Australian Devil, whose unisex avatar was enough to throw you off anyways, let alone what "It" posted. Long nights of 'It' trolling the entire ECF, followed by long mornings of Moderators undoing the Havoc created by The One whose Name cannot be Mentioned. I'll never be that bad, no way I could ever be that bad.....
Yea, right. Try referring to an ECF approved Vendor as "I guess 'Convict' doesn't look good on a Resume." and see how far that will bet you.
Try having a Moderator threaten to shut down the thread you happen to be enjoying at the time.....
I KNOW my juices taste better because I'M the One who is Vaping Them !!! and if you won't listen to me, I'll just have to put you in your place!
I KNOW my equipment is Superior to that piddling little excuse you call a Mod, and I will have to Enlighten You !
That was then, this is now. I have found a better way, with the help of ECF Moderators. I an truly blessed today with ECF.
Join with me, Brothers and Sisters, as we of Trolls Anonymous continue to live better, more productive Lives !
I would have never known Papaw...you are so lovable!