In the tradition of great Australian bush poets, one of our favourite comedians released this on the national broadcaster
p.s. Dunny Roll is Aussie for Toilet Paper, the Dunny, being the toilet
I was at the supermarket today and not only had the .......s cleared the TP aisle (still dont understand how TP is supposed to help) bit theyd also cleared the bread aisle too. I blame America, and those nutty doomsday prepper shows they replay here for this. Stop exporting your paranoia, if you please. This nuttiness has never happened in Australia in all my 49 years until now...
p.s. Dunny Roll is Aussie for Toilet Paper, the Dunny, being the toilet
I was at the supermarket today and not only had the .......s cleared the TP aisle (still dont understand how TP is supposed to help) bit theyd also cleared the bread aisle too. I blame America, and those nutty doomsday prepper shows they replay here for this. Stop exporting your paranoia, if you please. This nuttiness has never happened in Australia in all my 49 years until now...