Yeah, I'll probably qualify as the worlds oldest vaporer.
dangit.
You might ask David if he gives senior citizen discounts.
Yeah, I'll probably qualify as the worlds oldest vaporer.
dangit.
You might ask David if he gives senior citizen discounts.
Yeah! Good idea!
I should qualify for all the discounts including the newbie. That way when I place an order, he'd owe ME money! You are so brilliant Free. Its easy to see how you've become such a great success and fantastic leader. I treasure every word you speak!
Sheesh, you didn't even give me time to get my boots on.
Sheesh, you didn't even give me time to get my boots on.
Speaking of boots, the last time I was in Dallas, I bought two awesome pairs! One pair is black with white stars and the other pair is aqua blue with pink flowers.![]()
I am serious! Both pairs are so cute! Must admit though, I was influenced by my sister (she was with us). She's a fashion journalist in NY and convinced me to buy them. I've worn them both quite a bit. They look really cute with jeans and/or a jean skirt. One night, I wore the black and white ones out to dinner with a dressy black skirt suit!
Pictures please?
I can't use the word "committed" around my wife.
The last time I hauled her coverall's to town to take them to the Car Wash, I came back home and you won't believe what I saw!
For some reason she had come out of the house to sit on that plaid couch out in the front yard by the boat and she was buck nekkid cause I had her coveralls.
Well I come wheeling in and for some reason the geese had decided to chase her (she was probably eating a can of Spam) and she was running all over the yard with those geese on her heels and those big flabs of flabs bouncing all over the place and she was nekkid and yelling and hollering.
I'd never realized before how much she looked like Batman, but when she flapped her arms it looked just like Batman's cape hanging down. I really like that Batman.
Anyhow, I drove into the yard and was so busy watching her I drove right smack in to the outhouse and the front of my truck kinda fell into that hole a little bit. Not too much. I can get the truck out tomorrow and I didn't get anything on her coveralls.
Anyhow, I couldn't catch her because those danged geese wouldn't quit chasing her so I had to call the Law to come help me. Well they finally show up and take one look and left. I couldn't believe that because she's related to all of them. And everyone else in this County.
Finally had to get my shotgun and shoot the chief goose. In fact, we had goose for dinner tonight. Anyhow, I got her in the house and in her coveralls and told her if she ever went out in the yard nekkid like that again I was gonna have her committed.
Well when I woke up and got my nose to quit bleeding I was laying there looking at the stars in the sky wondering why I was laying there looking at the stars in the sky. I decided right there I would never say "committed" again.
I remember the time I duct taped her nekkid to the mailbox out by the road. I'll never do that again either. But you know, to this day she can tell you what brand of duct tape you have just by the taste of it.
So I had a real bad day.
I'm gonna vape some Applewood and hope tomorrow is a better day.
Pictures please?
Well??? We'd like to see the pics too. Us Texicans like boots.
Not feeling the very best this evening so if I don't make it back later, y'all have fun but if it involves trouble, wait for me!!!![]()
Hey Free. Please get to feeling better real fast. We need you around here!