Hmm, let's take a look at some non-garbage competitions.
NA Football: An inflated pigskin ball, that isn't round ... just how is this a 'ball'? It's called 'football', but most of the time the players use hands on it. A bunch of men, chasing a pigskin 'football' around a field with yard markers on it and people take this activity so seriously the players are paid millions of dollars a year to do this activity for public entertainment (and big business).
Baseball: Well, at least we have a round 'ball' in this endeavor. We also have some bases, so there are actually bases in baseball
That though is where the entertainment value of this competition ends. I mean, imagine a bunch of grown men standing around, again being paid millions of dollars a year and engaging in a few seconds of intense activity when the ball is stuck by a wood stick called a 'bat' (not the little furry creatures that fly, so at least no critters get hurt).
Totally assinine. Sorta like football (that isn't really played with balls), but in sloooowwwww motion.
Car racing: Said to be a sporting competition. Suuuure.
A lot of people drive cars (can even be done by drivers who are 80 plus years old) and some of them drive faster than others. Race car drivers, some who are again paid millions of dollars a year to do this 'driving fast' thingy, do not race on city or highway streets like the rest of us peons, prefering to 'race' on 'closed courses' with strict racing rules.
LOLOL. Care to join me on the 401 eastbound at Markham Road at 4:30 on a Friday afternoon and see who gets to the 410 first?
Competition vaping, huh. A few people getting together to blow a friendly cloud. Knock yourself out man
