We need to compile a list of everything that has the potential to fall into the "intended use" hell.
Come to think of it, probably easier to list things that don't.
Generally I don't one is funny at all but it does remind me of this :
Both the flora and fauna of the continent is extremely dangerous, as Death's Libraryattests. A book series known as "Dangerous Mammals, Reptiles, Amphibians, Birds, Fish, Jellyfish, Insects, Spiders, Crustaceans, Grasses, Trees, Mosses and Lichens of Terror Incognita" extends at least into "Volume 29c Part Three", while a list of the harmless ones contains only "Some of the sheep." There are few poisonous snakes in XXXX, but the explanation for this is that "most of them have been eaten by the spiders".