I really... I was unaware such a denial EVER needed to be made. I don't know WHO it's targeting, but like, breast milk tastes HORRIBLE. I can't imagine
vaping it. When I had my kid I was super curious about what it tasted like, so I drank some.
There is a reason babies cry when they get their first sweetened vaccine of... whatever it is, I forget. It's sweet. It tastes disgusting to them! (They never cry after the SECOND vial, however, they are all like "oh yeah.")
Honestly, I know breast milk is heathy and good for your weight and all, way better than formula, but I do think part of that might be the infants are like... "How much of this stuff can I NOT drink, and get away with it?"
Don't even get me started on colostrum. I have not tasted THAT but it looks... Well, vaguely pus like only worse I think. There is a REASON you don't make much of it I think and that is 'If there is too much colostrum in one place the world will blow up," or something.
Man. Thanks you guys. I swear, my eggs are still crying out to me. I know I shouldn't try to have another kid, but sometimes you forget how GROSS it is. The diapers, the nipple shields, the leakage, etc.
I think that vape flavor targets dudes who are into lady milk, and in my opinion they are one TEENY TINY like, half step UP from dudes who want you to poop on them. Maybe.
Babies are so cute and cuddly and tiny, you forget how utterly DISGUSTING they are and you have to be a sewer service and a milk farm, all at the same time, with NO SLEEP. They are that cute so you won't KILL them.
There are some ugly babies out there, I'm afraid. Some really cute ones, but some are unbearably ugly. I am not saying they aren't GREAT, but I'm glad mine was one of the cute ones, because if a mom is next to me changing a VERY ugly baby's diaper it takes a lot of fortitude for me to keep going... "What an adorable kid, how much sleep are you NOT getting? Feeling any postpartum depression yet?"
*I* might buy that vape
juice for moments I forget, like, and think about scheduling an IUD removal.
My power is out. At some point, batteries will die. I hope I get to eat dinner. I'm hungry.
Anna