Oooh
@mikepetro got his first form staffer letter! They don't always make sense and also they can be a bit confusing because there are times the staffer has to stop and pay a sexual favor to someone above them, in the hopes that someday, they will become a person who demands sexual favors instead of giving them.
That is totally how it works. I know a dude. He said the "interns were addictive." I was visiting, old pal of my husband's and I was like "It's time to find a nice wife and settle down." He was like, "But... the interns."
I was like, "Um you are a politician now it has been my observation the two are not incompatible."
He was like, "True, true."
I was like, "BTW you are a horrible persons and I liked you more before your political family sucked you in and also, l am glad I did not pick YOU to date even AFTER I found out about the trust fund."
He was like, "Well, you got fat." (it was my Depakote period I was a size 6 instead of 2.)
I was like, "Yeah but I can lose weight but you are not always going to be a politician."
Good times. Don't miss the east coast one whit.
Anna