Heather's Heavenly Vapes - THE BIG THREAD (Part 6)

[FranC]

True. You leave the door open?

 

[Bronze]

True. You leave the door open?

No. If I did that my garage would look like a zoo. Birds, squirrels, snakes, lizards, neighbor's cats, etc.. Had a roommate years ago who left his bedroom window open. Got home one day and there were a dozen cats in his room lounging around.

 

[FranC]

So how did the bird get in?

 

[Bronze]

So how did the bird get in?

I was working in the garage and the door was open.

 

[FranC]

Ah ha then. I thought the bird was in the garage when you went in.............

 

[Bronze]

Ah ha then. I thought the bird was in the garage when you went in.............

The garage door had been open. Not sure when the birds got started. I saw them the first time after the door had been open a few hours. The door stayed open for a few more hours while I was working in there. Obviously I cannot keep the door open 24/7 so the birds had to go. They better find another apartment quick cuz I suspect momma is ready to lose her eggs. Based on what I saw, they can build a nest pretty quick.

 

[FranC]

Too bad you had to kick them out but I'm sure they'll make do.

 

[Bronze]

Too bad you had to kick them out but I'm sure they'll make do.

Yep. Theyd never make it in my garage. They usually build nests in my house plants that I hang outside in the Spring. Guess that was too much like camping for them and they opted for hotel living this time around.

 

[FranC]

LOL

 

[LAwaters]

And how would they survive with the door closed? I'm not bringing them worms too. I have my limits.

C’mon! You can chew up a few worms and bugs for them. All day long. You know... do your part to help our wildlife.

Fun fact: When people say you eat like a bird, it actually means you’re overdoing it. Birds eat constantly.

 

[DavidOH]

Morning...….

 

[DavidOH]

 

[FranC]

Morning,army

 

[PapawBrett]

Good Morning Army. A damp, restful Saturday here.
So I was watching the video David posted, and I started thinking "in a couple of years that could be the most fertile soil in Hawaii". I wonder how many potheads are wishing they could move there now ?

Have a Safe and Blessed Day

 

[Bunnykiller]

Another bird story...

Robin (our lovely threadmember, not the bird) inspired me to do some organizing in the garage. I go out there and there's a bluebird hopping around on top of a pushbroom I have hanging upside down against the wall. He's runnin' his beak letting me know he's not happy. I regularly get birds in the garage who get stuck and are too stupid to figure how to get out. Usually it's the hummingbirds. I ignore him. They eventually find their way out. I'm coming and going. A couple hours go by and I notice he's gone. Then suddenly he reappears. This time with a piece of bark in his chops. Then mommy shows up right behind him with a piece of pine straw in her beak. They weren't stuck at all. They knew exactly what they were doing. These two feathered freeloaders were building a nest in my broom. Pretty nervy if you ask me. So I took the broom down (the nest was nearly done) and chased them out. They perched on a nearby tree giving me some more beak. Too bad. Scram! You belong outside! Bastiches.

You created a new species.... The Bluebird of Unhappiness...

 

[Bunnykiller]

could have moved the broom to the outside of the garage

 

[Bunnykiller]

wonder if the price of pineapples and "Kona" coffie will skyrocket??

 

[Bunnykiller]

Mornin All...

 

[Bronze]

I was gonna watch the royal wedding but I opted to watch my trees grow instead.

 

[Bunnykiller]

lol... my wedding cost 75$ and took 15 minutes to perform at a Justice of the Peace and there were 2 witnesses...