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Next ARIZONA VIP SOCIAL - APRIL 25th - 1:00

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Stripper pole at VIP socials! Aren't those the poles hanging outside barber shops? Why would we need a barber at the social? Unless they vap, I haven't need a barber in about 6 years. But what the heck, all are welcomed as far as I'm concerned.

Wait wait...

Stripping barbers? I dunno. If you guys ever saw my barber, you wouldn't want him stripping.

And on a pole no less. That would not be painless.

Of course, if it was then he would be called a "Painless Pole" and would try to commit suicide while Hawkeye and Trapper look on while the song "Suicide is Painless" is being played.

Boy this thread has taken an strange turn. 8-o
 

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They got you Hellen!!!!

I think this is the picture you wanted.

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Hellen A. Handbasket

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I'm bringing a couple of my new mods to the next meeting. It is in beta testing.

Sharky will help with the demonstration.


http://www.darkacres.com/....-Kicking-Machine.jpg


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Great reviews on it so far!

"We are almost certain it kicks big-time .... (Inventor Bob Booth's) anecdotal report about being attacked by the ...-kicker when he got too close to it and 'it started up by itself,' plus the rugged design and Bob's conservative output rating of 100 asses per minute convince us that this device does, indeed, kick ...."

Testing on on:
1. Sharky
2. Telemarketers
3. Politicians
4. Dumbass kids
5. The cast of "Cats"
6. Terrorists
7. The Geek Squad at BestBuy

In that order. Bend over.
 
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