Here's my three...
There was a old gal from Nantucket,
who decided to quit and said ....it.
She found vapor 4 life
was a thrifty old wife
She kept gently used carts in a bucket.
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A smart little chick from So Cal
found cigarettes were really no pal.
She called Steve and his homeboys
who sent her new e-toys
and now she's a less smelly gal.
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This isn't really a haiku or limerick, but it kind of wrote itself lol
(To the tune of Heartbreak Hotel)
Well since I tossed the cigs out,
I found a new place to hang
Its on the E cig Forum,
with the Vapor 4 Life gang.
I've been so happy baby,
I been so happy... you are why!
Steve, Mark, Born and Leaford
and all their helpful friends
Keep us all in blissful vapes
The fun just never ends.
I've been so happy baby,
I've been so happy... you are why.
My good friends on the board here,
They always hassle me
I think that they are jealous
cause an ecig vet I be.
That's why I'm so happy baby,
So dog gone happy - you are why.