"Nanny Don't Take My Vape Suppilies Away" (to the tune of Paul Simon's "Kodachrome")
by Vape Suzette
When I look back on all the Kools I smoked in high school
It's a wonder I can breathe at all,
And the lack of nicotine it hasn't hurt me none;
I can lick the menthol off the wall!
Oh my KangerTech!
It gives me the nice, bright flavors,
It gives me the big, huge vapors
Makes you think all the world's a foggy day, oh yeah!
I got a new Provari
I wanna miss the COPD --
Big Brother don't take my vape supplies away!
If you took all the cigarettes I smoked till vaping
And brought 'em all together on my tongue,
I know they'd never match the freedom of fresh breathing ...
Everything feels worse with blackened lungs!
Oh my KangerTech!
It gives me the nice, bright flavors,
It gives me the big, huge vapors
Makes you think all the world's a foggy day, oh yeah!
I got a new Provari
I wanna miss the COPD --
Big Nanny don't take my vape supplies away!
Nanny don't take my vape supplies away!
Nanny don't take my vape supplies!
Nanny don't take my vape supplies!
Nanny don't take my vape supplies away!!!
Nanny don't take my vape supplies!
Brother don't fill the air with lies!
Nanny don't take my vape supplies away!!!