Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch-Part Six
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Well, the Sharknado marathon last night was a hoot! Dang they packed a lot of "celebrities" in those movies, didn't they?
Oh, c'mon, Iffy. Where's the link for that preposterous assertion?
Right click da gif, 'Copy Link Location' and dere ya go...
As a side note, I've got a deep craving fer sum homemade sour dough bread stuphphed wid homemade sage sausage and cheese!
I know a guy.....I've got a deep craving fer sum homemade sour dough bread stuphphed wid homemade sage sausage and cheese!
Okay, so, speaking of Birthdays & Banana Splits............
A little boy about 5 years old gets a full cowboy outfit for his birthday, complete with vest, chaps, pointy toed boots, hat and a pair of six shooters. He immediately starts practicing his two gun twirl, just like in the movies and quickly becomes reasonably proficient. Wanting to show off his newly acquired skills, he swaggers into the local malt shop and up to the first waitress he sees. He pulls his side irons, twirls them in her direction and says, "I wanna Banana Split, Lady!"
She smiles and says, "My, you're really good with those pistols, Mister!" to which he responds , "Thankya Ma'am." as he holsters the six guns.
The waitress asks, "What flavors of ice cream would you like?" and the little boy again pulls the pistols out and twirls them as he says, "Chocolate, Vanilla & Strawberry!" then re-holsters his weapons.
The waitress smiles broadly and says, "What flavors of syrup would you like?" Again the little boy twirls his pistols in front of here and says, "Hot Fudge, Strawberry & Caramel!" then re-holsters them again.
The waitress smiles and asks, "Would you like whipped cream and a cherry on top?" and the boy again whips out and twirls the pistols as he says, "YES MA'AM!" then twirls them back into their holsters.
The waitress is beaming from ear to ear and asks, "Would you like crushed nuts?" The little boy quick draws the pistols and points them directly at her chest and says, "Watch it LADY! I'll shoot yer boobs off!"
A little boy about 5 years old gets a full cowboy outfit for his birthday, complete with vest, chaps, pointy toed boots, hat and a pair of six shooters. He immediately starts practicing his two gun twirl, just like in the movies and quickly becomes reasonably proficient. Wanting to show off his newly acquired skills, he swaggers into the local malt shop and up to the first waitress he sees. He pulls his side irons, twirls them in her direction and says, "I wanna Banana Split, Lady!"
She smiles and says, "My, you're really good with those pistols, Mister!" to which he responds , "Thankya Ma'am." as he holsters the six guns.
The waitress asks, "What flavors of ice cream would you like?" and the little boy again pulls the pistols out and twirls them as he says, "Chocolate, Vanilla & Strawberry!" then re-holsters his weapons.
The waitress smiles broadly and says, "What flavors of syrup would you like?" Again the little boy twirls his pistols in front of here and says, "Hot Fudge, Strawberry & Caramel!" then re-holsters them again.
The waitress smiles and asks, "Would you like whipped cream and a cherry on top?" and the boy again whips out and twirls the pistols as he says, "YES MA'AM!" then twirls them back into their holsters.
The waitress is beaming from ear to ear and asks, "Would you like crushed nuts?" The little boy quick draws the pistols and points them directly at her chest and says, "Watch it LADY! I'll shoot yer boobs off!"
Boy! Me either but it sure was fun watching the celebrities gettin' chomped and yelling things at the TV.Can't believe they actually made four of those...
I think there's a #5 in the works.
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[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]Okay, so, speaking of Birthdays & Banana Splits............
A little boy about 5 years old gets a full cowboy outfit for his birthday, complete with vest, chaps, pointy toed boots, hat and a pair of six shooters. He immediately starts practicing his two gun twirl, just like in the movies and quickly becomes reasonably proficient. Wanting to show off his newly acquired skills, he swaggers into the local malt shop and up to the first waitress he sees. He pulls his side irons, twirls them in her direction and says, "I wanna Banana Split, Lady!"
She smiles and says, "My, you're really good with those pistols, Mister!" to which he responds , "Thankya Ma'am." as he holsters the six guns.
The waitress asks, "What flavors of ice cream would you like?" and the little boy again pulls the pistols out and twirls them as he says, "Chocolate, Vanilla & Strawberry!" then re-holsters his weapons.
The waitress smiles broadly and says, "What flavors of syrup would you like?" Again the little boy twirls his pistols in front of here and says, "Hot Fudge, Strawberry & Caramel!" then re-holsters them again.
The waitress smiles and asks, "Would you like whipped cream and a cherry on top?" and the boy again whips out and twirls the pistols as he says, "YES MA'AM!" then twirls them back into their holsters.
The waitress is beaming from ear to ear and asks, "Would you like crushed nuts?" The little boy quick draws the pistols and points them directly at her chest and says, "Watch it LADY! I'll shoot yer boobs off!"
Okay, so, speaking of Birthdays & Banana Splits............
A little boy about 5 years old gets a full cowboy outfit for his birthday, complete with vest, chaps, pointy toed boots, hat and a pair of six shooters. He immediately starts practicing his two gun twirl, just like in the movies and quickly becomes reasonably proficient. Wanting to show off his newly acquired skills, he swaggers into the local malt shop and up to the first waitress he sees. He pulls his side irons, twirls them in her direction and says, "I wanna Banana Split, Lady!"
She smiles and says, "My, you're really good with those pistols, Mister!" to which he responds , "Thankya Ma'am." as he holsters the six guns.
The waitress asks, "What flavors of ice cream would you like?" and the little boy again pulls the pistols out and twirls them as he says, "Chocolate, Vanilla & Strawberry!" then re-holsters his weapons.
The waitress smiles broadly and says, "What flavors of syrup would you like?" Again the little boy twirls his pistols in front of here and says, "Hot Fudge, Strawberry & Caramel!" then re-holsters them again.
The waitress smiles and asks, "Would you like whipped cream and a cherry on top?" and the boy again whips out and twirls the pistols as he says, "YES MA'AM!" then twirls them back into their holsters.
The waitress is beaming from ear to ear and asks, "Would you like crushed nuts?" The little boy quick draws the pistols and points them directly at her chest and says, "Watch it LADY! I'll shoot yer boobs off!"
Jacob, age 82, and Rebecca, age 79, living in Arizona, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely.."
Jacob: "How about suppositories?" Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?" Pharmacist: "Sure."
Jacob: "Good! We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely.."
Jacob: "How about suppositories?" Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?" Pharmacist: "Sure."
Jacob: "Good! We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
Happy Birthday, Dave, and hurry back!
You were nowhere near as annoying as i can be
You were nowhere near as annoying as i can be
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Well, the island is back to its normal every day summer routine after the big Tarpon Fishing Rodeo this past weekend. It wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. Of course, with the oil field slump, I don't think a lot of people have extra money to party, so the crowd was really thin this year. That suited me just fine. We didn't have to battle traffic to get to work, and only had to put up with crazies for two days. Of course, Friday and Saturday night we had to play "Dodge the Drunk" on our way back to the apartments after work, but I managed not to kill anybody. Two more nights after tonight, and I'm headed home.
I figure I probably won't be accused of driving people away if I post this amazing 19 year old Polish woman playing bass guitar. My plan is to maybe return to the group after the Nov election is done with. In the meantime I might post a quad copter video or three. Just got a new quad which seems like it might have a better camera than the quads I've been flying.
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