Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Three

[Uncle Willie]

Willie, I sent you a "conversation". Damn that sounds almost obscene. I sure like it better when it was a PM. Say big boy, lets have a conversation?!
Nope, not my style. UW I love you like a brother but, no conversations, maybe a chat though.

This is just a thinly disguised ploy to eventually morph ECF into a Dating Site .. "Let's have a "conversation, Baby" .. I'm 29, made my first Billion on a Tech Startup by the age of 19 by inventing an app that keeps track of how awesome I am, I'm 6' 2", 185 pounds of cut muscle mass, you should be glad I'm even having this "conversation" with you .. .. and, I'm French ..

 

[Uncle Willie]

Throughout the years, there have always been "Odes to the Female Walk" .. In fact, there have been scientific studies regarding it's effect on Men in general .. so, forgive me, Ladies .. .... ..

 

[clnire]

That is so touching and thank you .. however, to steal a phrase from another well known member of the "Geezers and Good Women Thread" (you'll know who) .. the downside is now that I've entered the phase of "Semi-Retired" .. it's possible the fine folks here may have to put up with just a little more of me .. I, hereby swear, upon my honor, to not become a Thread Pest in any Way, Shape or Form, attempting to keep what I do post relevant and as concise as possible ... .. and I am starting a petition drive to bring back the Blue Winkie ..

I have not caught up since this post but I am sure I am in the overwhelming majority that you could never be a pest! Bring it on!

 

[Debadoo]

and, I'm French ..

ya had me til this!

 

[Uncle Willie]

ya had me til this!

 

[Kim B.]

This is just a thinly disguised ploy to eventually morph ECF into a Dating Site .. "Let's have a "conversation, Baby" .. I'm 29, made my first Billion on a Tech Startup by the age of 19 by inventing an app that keeps track of how awesome I am, I'm 6' 2", 185 pounds of cut muscle mass, you should be glad I'm even having this "conversation" with you .. .. and, I'm French ..

Well hey there Mr. Awesome, how are ya? Me, I'm 23 years old, 5'10", with legs that go on forever, and energy that goes on forever too. Not French, will a Dutch girl do?

Wait, this is 1984, isn't it?

 

[Debadoo]

Wait, this is 1984, isn't it?

I wish, or 85. Had my son in nov 84, and after he was born was the best I ever looked!

ETA: then again, only if I can make different choices AFTER that! lol don't wanna go through a buncha stuff again

 

[Uncle Willie]

Well hey there Mr. Awesome, how are ya? Me, I'm 23 years old, 5'10", with legs that go on forever, and energy that goes on forever too. Not French, will a Dutch girl do?

Wait, this is 1984, isn't it?

We can make it 1984 .. .. it's rare I get a chuckle, but you can do it .. and how did you know about the Dutch thing .. ??

 

[Kim B.]

I wish, or 85. Had my son in nov 84, and after he was born was the best I ever looked!

ETA: then again, only if I can make different choices AFTER that! lol don't wanna go through a buncha stuff again

Ain't that the truth... If only we could have our looks from back then along with the wisdom we have now we'd be unstoppable.

 

[garyoa1]

Wait... we haz wisdom? I only gots wiz dumb.

 

[Uncle Willie]

Ain't that the truth... If only we could have our looks from back then along with the wisdom we have now we'd be unstoppable.

And with that, I'm out .. it's been fun, kids ..

 

[Debadoo]

lol Willie, used to love those commercials!!

Jup Kim!! then again, if someone is interested in me now, I know it aint for my looks! Cept.... no one is interested

 

[Debadoo]

Awwwwwwwww cya willie! Muah!

 

[bigbells]

I'll do cabbage on the next one, Iffy. Poached salmon taco for lunch. Salmon cooked for 30 minutes in pre-heated crock pot with dill weed, a cup of water and half a cup of white vinegar. Lemon juice drizzled on top of the salmon and maters.

Willie, I sent you a "conversation". Damn that sounds almost obscene. I sure like it better when it was a PM. Say big boy, lets have a conversation?!
Nope, not my style. UW I love you like a brother but, no conversations, maybe a chat though.

This is just a thinly disguised ploy to eventually morph ECF into a Dating Site .. "Let's have a "conversation, Baby" .. I'm 29, made my first Billion on a Tech Startup by the age of 19 by inventing an app that keeps track of how awesome I am, I'm 6' 2", 185 pounds of cut muscle mass, you should be glad I'm even having this "conversation" with you .. .. and, I'm French ..

Maybe it's just me, but "conversation" seems considerably more innocuous than "private message".

Well hey there Mr. Awesome, how are ya? Me, I'm 23 years old, 5'10", with legs that go on forever, and energy that goes on forever too. Not French, will a Dutch girl do?

Wait, this is 1984, isn't it?

We're both halfway through our 3rd Long Island Iced Teas when the night club DJ spins up the Dolly Parton original version of "I Will Always Love You". Would you like to dance, Kim?

 

[MattB101]

And the dork walks off with her. Too damn funny.

 

[MattB101]

Ain't that the truth... If only we could have our looks from back then along with the wisdom we have now we'd be unstoppable.

I've often said the same thing. If I could go back and do it again knowing what I know now, stand back world!

 

[Kim B.]

We're both halfway through our 3rd Long Island Iced Teas when the night club DJ spins up the Dolly Parton original version of "I Will Always Love You". Would you like to dance, Kim?

I'd love to BB, but Michael Jackson was more my speed back then, so if ya can Moonwalk you're on!

 

[runamok]

I like a this one

 

[runamok]

And just to add to the mayhem

 

[Semiretired]

You ladies are sounding like my Aunt. When she was growing up she used to sneak off to go to dance offs - she had trophies for the Charleston, the Twist, etc. from contest she had won. She continued dancing into her 40's.