I'm going to ignore the bad news because I'm under stress and I don't need to spiral out, so....
Why 2 boys? Liza is a girl! We sang this in elementary school & always thought it was a man & woman.
an old
Boy Scout standard
which means that we sang it around the campfire... there were not girls in the boy scouts back then, and the Mormon overlords decided that two boys singing to each other as if they were husband and wife was just not the image that the boy scouts want to project.
Yeah, I'm kinda ...... that the Mormons took over the scouts. But I would have been just as ...... if any other religious group had, so if you are Mormon, nothing against you
personally. Just against any morality police dictating what is and is not proper for an American institution.
Birds have a protection racket going. My car in the driveway never gets "bombed" until right after I wash it. Every time!
Let me see if I can inject a bit of humor into my explanation....
Birds poop in perfect little puddles of perpetual water to prohibit predators from preventing present procreation.
hehe...
OK... Birds tend to do their business over water when they can because it prevents predators from knowing their location. Water is shiny, clean cars are shiny...
no one said that "Bird Brain" meant the smartest person in the class.