Long-winded, humble apologies.
Story for Kenna (and the rest of you) but bringing the new folks up to speed first.
The first time I flew with my vape gear—egos, then Spinners—the screener at the small regional airport said,
“OH MY GOD…! [Pregnant pause, and minor heart attack on my part, then]
…oh,” and passed the bag on through.
That was over three years ago and TSA didn’t pay any mind to vape gear after that. That got monotonous after a while so tried to pack the gear a little more conspicuously. Used to pull it out as “electronics,” but they never checked it. Made the trip so often, it’s up to visit my parents, that I got on the TSA preapproved list and didn’t have to pull anything out. Kept packing more aggressively. Zero, zip, nadda, nothing, depressingly ignored.
This was the final trip before the deeming come to be so went whole hog. Don’t really think the rules will change but who knows what “they” have up their sleeve, besides, I live in California.
I use a lightweight day pack for a purse. Packed five mods, four charger cables for various devices, liquids (including three unicorn bottles) and prescription meds in the main front pouch. Pills were in little daily use baggies, prepackaged, if you please. Smuggler’s dream, right?
Suitcase had clothes, a couple of public transportation pamphlets, three safety pins, two plastic rain covers, minor misc. crap and a hairbrush. Husband and I both packed our stuff into it and it was still only half full.
Load my stuff onto the x-ray conveyer belt and breeze through the metal detector. Turn and see my suitcase come to a screeching halt in the x-ray machine. Walk around the barrier and see some big, burly TSA agent hoist it into the air and loudly demand whose bag it is. I confess as I watch my pack trundle through the machine without ever slowing down.
TSA guy marches off with my suitcase and loudly tells me to join him at an examination table. Okey dokey.
Suitcase is on a stainless steel table with the offending x-ray image of it displayed on a large monitor above it for all to see. He gives a
very stern warning that I’m not to touch the bag “under any circumstances” during the search, blah, blah, blah.
He starts digging into it, through my underwear and socks, when I notice the head of an upside-down corgi floating by the monitor.
TSA guy pulls out two boxes. That did crack me up. I can’t make a decent fake “bomb” but powdered raspberry pudding, my father’s favorite childhood desert, is nearly a federal offense? Turns out some powders show up as liquids in the machine. Learn something new every day.
By then I’d moved away from TSA Guy to see the corgi. A woman was holding the dog, as one would a baby, and staggering back and forth through a metal detector. Dog looked like it was thoroughly enjoying watching the airport go by upside down. Then I hear her say,
“Explosives test!”
TSA Dude informs me he has to do an explosives test on my pudding. Tell him to have at it. I passed the explosives tests as did the corgi. (All pets are tested for explosives going through screening as far as I know, seen it many times.)
Saw the woman and corgi going through the airport after screening. Dog was thoroughly enjoying the experience. Turned out the woman had a broken ankle, hence the staggering through the metal detector, just couldn't see her legs from where I was detained. Wish I’d been on her flight; dog had to have had its own seat because there was no way it was going to fit under one.
No vapers in Sacramento or Portland going up. We catch a tram into town and then transfer to a bus up to my parents’ place. At the bus stop, downtown, a guy walks by and blows a cloud. A lot of people there and the cloud drifts down and engulfs them. One older woman reacted like it was a toxic cloud, the other cringed. I don’t blame them. Usually when you get hit by a cloud like that there it’s diesel fumes.
On the way home, there were 7+ vapers at the airport including a TSA agents and a LEO using a cigalike. There were a lot of smokers, most of us couldn’t handle it and moved away from the smoking area. No one, including the police, said a word.
In Sacramento I saw my first ever vaper there. A
loud middle-aged guy with one of the most foul mouths I’ve ever heard. That’s saying something considering some of the male dominated jobs I’ve had.
He left his fancy phone on the bench when their ride got there. We didn’t notice, had turned our backs to him and his friend, but a kid (18-20) did and nearly ran inside with his cig to turn it in. I thanked the kid for noticing and turning it in. He seemed very pleased by that and I got to leave the airport also feeling pleased.
The mental/physical decline of folks my parents' age (mid-90s) is astounding. It's the short term memory and physical decline that gets them. The benefit in my father's short term memory decline is that if I answer a question "wrong," I can change it five minutes later when he asks again.
I mentioned something about ecigs to him and he asked me,
completely appalled, "You don't have one of those things do you?!" He used to get it after I explained it to him. Not worth going through again at this point and upsetting him. It's weird, he sitting on 5 ProVari 2.5's and a number of tanks for me though fire season and doesn't even know it. I told him they were mementos after realizing his memory was gone.
On a brighter note, I got a new ProVari for $10 yesterday because my ProVape points had matured.
ETA, note to self, left off on page 669. You've a long way to go, Baby.