I have tumbled down a 60 foot hillside while smoking a cigarette and holding a solo cup of beer, didn't break the cig or spill a drop.If you can't hold your beer AND do what it is you want to do..... it's probably a sign that what you are aching to do is not such a good idea.
Learned that one the hard way. It does lead me to a question that I've considered asking for a long time. LOL. Have you ever smoked a cigarette during sex? I'm not talking about the one afterward, that's kind of a given? But, quietly and quickly sort of well, it's hard to call it stealth smoking. I can proudly state that I've done that (and, also taken a quick sip of beer, here and there). What about vaping? I haven't (yet).
Nor have I gotten to "Yep, yep, yep," because the husband has realized that if he doesn't get the house sealed up before the true heat hits, his life will become very very unpleasant. He kind of lurches in at dinner time and talks about how tired and sad our life is.
I offered to help on multiple occasions, and he kept telling me stuff like, "You'd be useless to me." and "You don't have what it takes."
I was pretty indignant until I WATCHED him working under there in his hazmat suit. I no longer offer, not even SLIGHTLY. That is not an area of our house that I wish to inspect. Ever.
Anna
I guess that PLF training did pay off after all.

The sex episodes....I'll keep those to myself, but I will say that I have failed at very few things in life; but when I did It usually involved a woman.
