For those, uh 1 or 2, that care, gather round and let me share a story of agony, betrayal, epic danger, and sweet revenge.
Ok, how about just a story of dumbassery that befell me last night.
So after waiting the eternity that was 3 whole day, my Never Normal tip and button sets arrived. 1 blue swirly type, 1 black smoke set.
The pure joy of vape mail descended upon me. Seriously, it's spiritual.
Looking at the sets I notice one is slightly bigger. No worries, they know better than I. I've done this before and will be a breeze.
A breeze would have been giving childbirth...as a man.
A breeze would have been teaching theology AND evolutionary theory AT THE SAME time to my 7 year old.
For a solid 2 hours I looked for the T2 bit for my screwdriver. I repair my electronics so I have quite a set of drivers. I have T3, 4, 5, 100 Phillips head and flat head drivers, tri-tips...you get it. Hopefully you get it cause I'm not willing to spend more time on it.
NO T2. I put it somewhere so I'd have it next time I needed. It was now next time and I was clueless. Drove to in-laws, he lost his.
Fast forward a bit and there it was. In the last place I looked.
Screw 1, 2, 3 come out without issue. Then screw 4 decides to stop backing out 1/4 of the way, screw 5 decides to say screw it (heh) and the head strips with 1 freaking turn.
I begged God. Offered Emma as payment, bartered with unseen demons, raged at DotMod for using crap screws and threatens to drive the T2 into my skull. I was as angry as a prisoner who finds out the rope has broken on his soap.
Ah, but ingenuity rose to the surface. Praying and prying I manage to get the button in. Success! Sort of.
Broke off one of the led lights.
I cried like a little baby that lost its blanket while having it's candy stolen, and being told it's adopted.
My wife consoles me. Offering up that once the BB arrives we can do it all again, because the slightly bigger set I bought is in fact for a BB not a dot. Reading IS fundamental.
So you saw the pic, read the story. Thank you. Really. Because ECF, this thread have faded for me. This is my last hurrah, as it is. No drama, just have lost interest. Carry on you wayward sons...and daughters.
Love ya all like family. Family I don't want to be in the same room with, but family I'd do anything for.
To those I've sent or am sending something, will keep up the dm if any issues or just to be sure you got it.
Peace you rascals...and keep spending.
(Not editing for autocorrect, so..phhhbbbttt)
twinsies
. This one was back in the days I knew little
