Shinyitis Blues (to the tune of Church Street Blues by Norman Blake)
(original can heard at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_YB9SC7AV4)
I been hanging out online, got vaping on my brain
shinyitis ain't no good, it's driving me insane
down on shady ECF, they have a shiny thread
visit at your peril, friend, you'll soon be in the red
get myself a rocking chair
see if I can lose
them thin dime, hard times
shinyitis blues
Found myself a squonker box, and another two times six
tube mods, pods, and epipes too, gotta get my fix
something new to see and buy, each and every day
fold your old billfold up tight, throw it far away
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Wish I had some shiny mods, coming in the mail
I'd track'em every hour man, to see when they set sail.
But I guess I'm gonna sit right here, just pick and sing a while
Try to make me a little change and give them folks a smile
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