I touched down at the Charlotte Airport last week and needed to make my connection - I was in concourse Z and the connecting flight was in concourse A - very far away to say the least.
As I was darting through the airport and applying my acrobatics to get around, avoid, and not run over anyone I was kinda stealth vaping as I rolled along toward concourse A hoping that my connecting flight was still there.
Dart, move, avoid, vape, dart, roll, move, avoid, vape. I don't think anyone noticed my vaping as they were probably more interested in my acrobatics....
Near my last vape I saw the gate and heard "last call for flight XXXX - I barely made it - but I did make it! NICE.
As I got on the plane I saw that my middle seat was occupied and said, sir you are sitting in my seat - he said, Why don't you take the isle so I can sit next to my wife.
I said that I was hoping that I could get the middle seat but that I would take the isle seat so he could sit next to his wife....
The passengers laughed.... I laughed too and because of my acrobatic vaping I was nicotine satiated and ready for my flight home...
Is there a reason for this story? No...