Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Four

[DavidOck]

"Nanny Don't Take My vape Suppilies Away" (to the tune of Paul Simon's "Kodachrome")
by vape Suzette

When I look back on all the Kools I smoked in high school
It's a wonder I can breathe at all,
And the lack of nicotine it hasn't hurt me none;
I can lick the menthol off the wall!

Oh my KangerTech!
It gives me the nice, bright flavors,
It gives me the big, huge vapors
Makes you think all the world's a foggy day, oh yeah!
I got a new Provari
I wanna miss the COPD --
Big Brother don't take my vape supplies away!​

If you took all the cigarettes I smoked till vaping
And brought 'em all together on my tongue,
I know they'd never match the freedom of fresh breathing ...
Everything feels worse with blackened lungs!

Oh my KangerTech!
It gives me the nice, bright flavors,
It gives me the big, huge vapors
Makes you think all the world's a foggy day, oh yeah!
I got a new Provari
I wanna miss the COPD --
Big Nanny don't take my vape supplies away!
Nanny don't take my vape supplies away!​

Nanny don't take my vape supplies!
Nanny don't take my vape supplies!
Nanny don't take my vape supplies away!!!

Nanny don't take my vape supplies!
Brother don't fill the air with lies!
Nanny don't take my vape supplies away!!!

Great! But be careful, Kodak DID sue them over that!

Good morning everyone. It's followup and results day at the cardiologist. Appointment is at 10 for an echocardiogram. Then at 10:45 I am supposed to get the results of both Monday's test and today's. I'll let you all know what he says when I get home but, I am fairly sure it's going to be a good report. Wish me luck.

LUCK!!

 

[oldbroad]

Good morning everyone. It's followup and results day at the cardiologist. Appointment is at 10 for an echocardiogram. Then at 10:45 I am supposed to get the results of both Monday's test and today's. I'll let you all know what he says when I get home but, I am fairly sure it's going to be a good report. Wish me luck.

SUPERFRAGALISTIC LUCK!!!!

 

[Kenna]

Good morning everyone. It's followup and results day at the cardiologist. Appointment is at 10 for an echocardiogram. Then at 10:45 I am supposed to get the results of both Monday's test and today's. I'll let you all know what he says when I get home but, I am fairly sure it's going to be a good report. Wish me luck.

Prayers, Matt!

 

[clnire]

Matt, hope you get good results. And VS, great song!

 

[Rat2chat2]

Matt,

 

[yiddleboge6]

 

[MattB101]

Well your prayers must have worked. There is absolutely nothing wrong with my heart. Matter of fact it's better than the last time it was checked. Blood flow is better by about 10% and the dead spot where they said I had a heart attack previously is gone. Thanks for your support in this and all things. You have no idea how much I appreciate you all.

 

[garyoa1]

Rock on, Matt!!!

 

[MikeE3]

Well your prayers must have worked. There is absolutely nothing wrong with my heart. Matter of fact it's better than the last time it was checked. Blood flow is better by about 10% and the dead spot where they said I had a heart attack previously is gone. Thanks for your support in this and all things. You have no idea how much I appreciate you all.

Like x1000 - good news indeed!

 

[MattB101]

I ask about why I was having chest tightness and shortness of breath and he said that it was probably a combination of my COPD and stress. What me stress out? Say it ain't so! Can't wait until the move is completed and April rolls around and I get to spend a stress free week with my friends!

 

[Iffy]

Matter of fact it's better than the last time it was checked. Blood flow is better by about 10% and the dead spot where they said I had a heart attack previously is gone.

 

[Kenna]

Well your prayers must have worked. There is absolutely nothing wrong with my heart. Matter of fact it's better than the last time it was checked. Blood flow is better by about 10% and the dead spot where they said I had a heart attack previously is gone. Thanks for your support in this and all things. You have no idea how much I appreciate you all.

Fantastic! Was there any info on the symptoms you've been having?

 

[misswish1]

Well your prayers must have worked. There is absolutely nothing wrong with my heart. Matter of fact it's better than the last time it was checked. Blood flow is better by about 10% and the dead spot where they said I had a heart attack previously is gone. Thanks for your support in this and all things. You have no idea how much I appreciate you all.

 

[MattB101]

Fantastic! Was there any info on the symptoms you've been having?

Just what I posted earlier. Not heart, lungs I guess.

 

[bigbells]

That's so great, Matt!

I think this picture of yesterday's runaway surveillance blimp is astounding.

 

[clnire]

Well your prayers must have worked. There is absolutely nothing wrong with my heart. Matter of fact it's better than the last time it was checked. Blood flow is better by about 10% and the dead spot where they said I had a heart attack previously is gone. Thanks for your support in this and all things. You have no idea how much I appreciate you all.

 

[Iffy]

(repost)
CLICK HERE, then tab back here quickly, Karaoke a lil' and groove wid da DK (Disco Kitty)...


At first I got hooked, and then putrefied
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights
Hacking up a lung
And I knew it wrong
And learned how to go beyond

Now I vape
Ain’t it great
Just mixed up some DIY
And now I’m in the race
Should have dropped you long ago
I should have tossed that ol' ashtray
Should of known early on that ‘bakky ain’t the way

Ain’t no more, there's the door
I won’t turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me on the sly
Did you think I'd crumple
Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh no, not I. I will survive
As long as I know how to vape
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my care to give and I'll survive
I will survive, Hey, hey…

 

[Iffy]

I think this picture of yesterday's runaway surveillance blimp is astounding.

Totally agree! Da dichotomy is truly ironic.

 

[oldbroad]

I ask about why I was having chest tightness and shortness of breath and he said that it was probably a combination of my COPD and stress. What me stress out? Say it ain't so! Can't wait until the move is completed and April rolls around and I get to spend a stress free week with my friends!

You do seem to have been overdoing it for a while now, tho thru no choice of your own of course! Hoping the move is over quickly for you n Doree so you can relax and you can come to the Hangout more!

 

[oldbroad]

(repost)
CLICK HERE, then tab back here quickly, Karaoke a lil' and groove wid da DK (Disco Kitty)...


At first I got hooked, and then putrefied
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights
Hacking up a lung
And I knew it wrong
And learned how to go beyond

Now I vape
Ain’t it great
Just mixed up some DIY
And now I’m in the race
Should have dropped you long ago
I should have tossed that ol' ashtray
Should of known early on that ‘bakky ain’t the way

Ain’t no more, there's the door
I won’t turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me on the sly
Did you think I'd crumple
Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh no, not I. I will survive
As long as I know how to vape
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my care to give and I'll survive
I will survive, Hey, hey…

Kool! How about I go in the Hangout and you show up and I'll sing your little ditty?!


NO???!!!!!