I have a new startup in the works. I'll be producing and distributing Methylxanthine. It comes in the form of a white powder and can be added to your favorite food or drink. It's best used in the morning for a quick awakening when you are still drowsy from your evening of sleep. It's also a great pick me up for those early afternoons when you feel drowsy from that large meal you had for lunch. It's fantastic for college students who need to study for the next days final exam.
I'm Currently waiting for FDA approval. I'm hoping it comes
through soon. I hope they don't ban it. That would turn this country upsidown. A good 90% of people would be up in arms. But if they ban it, oh well. I'll come up with something else.