I want a Don't Hurt People and Don't Take Their Stuff Party.![]()
If I were "King" for a day, I would call a 24 hr recess in Washington.
That night, I would burn every book and piece of paper in all their libraries and offices.
I would hit the Capitol gift shop and grab the bin of the pocket-format constitutions.
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The next morning I'd call a full session, and inform them of what I'd done last night.
Then I'd pass around the bin of pocket constitutions and make sure every member of congress and the SCOTUS took one.
Then I'd tell them to start over, drop the mike, and go get a chili dog.