Hi everyone!
So...yesterday was a very trying day....I discovered that my mind is deteriorating quicker than my body.
Now bear in mind that I've been making chocolate chip cookies for over a half a century...but yesterday i failed..miserably and completely..I wound up throwing out a total of five dozen cookies...
Background... I hadn't make cookies in months and i had a strong desire for them for days, so i finally decided to make some yesterday, and decided to make a double batch so i could give a two dozen for my GD and two dozen for a neighbor and, of course, a dozen or so for me.
I used a 1-cup aluminum measuring cup for the flour, then poured it into the large glass measuring cup...did this four times plus one as the recipe calls for 2 1/2 c. for a batch.Then I added the other dry ingredients, mixed it up, then put together the wet ingredients, mixed into the dry ingredients in increments, stirring each time....but it didn't blend well...too dry....added more shortening and brown sugar...still was too dry...added a little more shortening...the color was still too pale...more brown sugar.... really hard to blend...tasted it...awful!!!!
Threw the whole damn mess out....tried to figure out what i did wrong...my word, I've ALWAYS made great chocolate chip cookies

Sat down in my recliner, watched hours of TWD thinking about how I could've messed up so badly...then it dawned on me that I'd doubled the dry mix, but didn't double the wet ingredients.
Back to the kitchen, washed all the bowls and things,tried again, using the proper amount of ingredients... but only a single batch this time, I was running outa steam...thank goodness know one would know that i could screw up a recipe that I'd been making forever ( I chuckled to myself...after i got done throwing a few fits...)
Hmmm... the brown sugar is kinda hard...how to soften it...the pkg. said to put it in a microwavable bowl and set the timer in 20 second increments....did that two times before i thought it was soft enough, proceeded to make another batch...looks ok...tastes ok...in the oven they go... first two dozen look good.....tried one after they cooled enough....crisp!!! what?!
Took the second two dozen out of the oven before it was as dark as the first....put the last cookie sheet in the oven...tried a cookie from the second dozen...hmmm... not up to my standards...Kept an eagle eye on the last dozen...took them out when i could tell they weren't even nearly cooked enough...let them cool, tried one...yuck!!!!
I have come to the conclusion that my brain is, in fact, deteriorating a lot quicker than my ole body
And I've been recuperating since yesterday with a lotta naps and outright sleep.....
and no cookies