Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Five

[MikeE3]

This is my favoritist pic

Not the picture of you passed out in the chair all night? (Nope, didn't sneak out to the porch and take one, no I didn't).

 

[MattB101]

Solarcaine is a really soothing and healing aerosol for sunburn. First hand experience here. When I was young I was sunburned from Memorial Day to Labor Day every summer.

Got a full burn as soon as school let out. Peeled in sheets then turned dark brown all summer. Grew up 4 houses from the beach in Daytona Beach, FL.

 

[3mg Meniere]

Your right about the aloe. We had aloe vera growing in the yard growing up. Don't have any growing here in VA though. Using 100% aloe but, don't really trust it. Seems to be working.

Florists usually have it available as a potted plant. If you don't use it often, they can grow to be monstrously large. I used to keep one on hand all the time.

 

[MikeE3]

Women's cloud chasing contest. We attempted this picture multiple times. All with the same result.

Winner: Seapeach
Tootle Puffer: Oldbroad

And let me tell ya ... Deb can do some damage with her frying pan when things get naughty.

 

[MikeE3]

For Odyssey II, we might need a full stocked bar

Try getting the bottle away from Flowersould and Iffy.

And Iffy loves his green can chasers.

 

[MikeE3]

We even had a birthday surprise party Friday night. Happy Birthday Seapeach's hubby. Funny thing was, when the cake came out and we started singing Happy Birthday ... he starts looking around to see whose birthday it was.

 

[MikeE3]

@Debadoo

Here ya go ... you're next avi maybe

This one's a little fuzzy ... maybe from the bump on the noggin I got.

 

[MikeE3]

And I thought these two need their own room.

 

[MikeE3]

Two of the sweetest ladies you'll ever meet. (OK, I'm biased as one is my wife).

Janet H and Flowersoul all decked out for Friday nights party.

 

[Iffy]

OMG, think my smilin' muscles will never mend (hopefully NOT)!

Must say Mike, ya have an innate ability to catch me at my 'best' portrait posing...

Sorry Deba, Daniel will be so traumatized!

 

[MikeE3]

Iffy and Janet H

Move over Iffy, that's my wife

Ok my friend, just kidding ... come on back.

 

[MikeE3]

Seapeach, Flowersouls Hubby, Flowersoul

That's all folks ... no more pictures from me ... 'till the next Odyssey

 

[MikeE3]

OMG, think my smilin' muscles will never mend (hopefully NOT)!

Must say Mike, ya have an innate ability to catch me at my 'best' portrait posing...

Sorry Deba, Daniel will be so traumatized!

What can I say ... you're just so photogenic ... it's make it easy for the photographer.

 

[bigbells]

That's all folks ... no more pictures from me ... 'till the next Odyssey

Well done!

 

[Iffy]

That's all folks ... no more pictures from me ... 'till the next Odyssey

Say it ain't so! I know ya got mo'...

What can I say ... you're just so photogenic ...

Ummm, don't go Pinocchio on us!

 

[MikeE3]

Say it ain't so! I know ya got mo'...

We need Semi- to create an on-line album of all the pictures Demi-Semi took. I think she took enough to make a full length feature film. How 'bout it Mr. Demi-Semi?

 

[clnire]

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
Tearfully she explained, it’s the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone.

Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the pharmacist and demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the pharmacist told him, now, just a minute, listen to my side of it.

This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I’d locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys.

Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire.
When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people. All the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook. Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor.

I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels and the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke.

Meanwhile, the phone was still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it.
It was your wife....
She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.

And believe me, mister, with God as my witness, all I did was tell her.

Read it to hubby Very funny! Good one bells!

Seapeach, Flowersouls Hubby, Flowersoul

That's all folks ... no more pictures from me ... 'till the next Odyssey

After ROTFLMAO, I see all these wonderful pictures. Makes the smile bigger. Darn I WISH i could have been there! Maybe next time.

 

[misswish1]

Mike, thank you so much for posting all of those pictures!

 

[MikeE3]

Well done!

Thank you.

Mike, thank you so much for posting all of those pictures!

And you're most welcome. It was my way of spreading the Odyssey joy on the back porch.

 

[MattB101]

Florists usually have it available as a potted plant. If you don't use it often, they can grow to be monstrously large. I used to keep one on hand all the time.

Growing up we had a bunch in the yard that we didn't even plant. I think they just propagated themselves. Maybe the birds helped. We also had a bunch of spanish bayonet. Pointing and sharp.